Jason's definitions

rice rocket

Slow ass 4-cylinder car with a slew of cheap mods. These can include a "coffee-can" exhaust, performance parts stickers, rims, tinted windows, and the always necessary unpainted wing. There are rare versions that are actually respectable, but most are downright laughable.

Some honda pulled up to me with a tach-light for shifting and started revving. I managed to crush him two times in a row with 4 people in my truck, a full tank of gas, and studded snow tires. That's what 5.7 liters and 330 pounds of torque does.

by Jason December 8, 2003

Harry Potter 3 movie

Anything that is completely crappy.

Anything that is modeled after something else but does it in such a poor fashion as it is completely unrecognizable.

A load of crap.

Did you see what the dog left on the stairs? Ya, it was soo Harry Potter 3 Movie.

by Jason June 5, 2004

duss

To run away

"The 5-0 are coming, fucking duss"

by Jason May 23, 2003

butt dust

Dust that comes within the anal cavity unexpectedly.

Jeff farted and his butt got a little smokey afterwards. I said, "Damn dude, did you see that cloud of butt dust you just left on that little kid?"

by Jason January 15, 2004

microsoft

A group of neo-nazis worshipping al malfunctioning stereo. A.K.A. My heroes.

Microsoft cant be bad......look at the freaking money they've made!

by Jason May 13, 2005

BFNR

Short for boner for no reason.

Man I was watching wrestling when I got hit with a BFNR!

by Jason August 22, 2004

good

A complete hopless bitch. Fucking lazy fuck should be shot. A whore. See also tunnel-gutted fuck bag.

Good is a fucking loser. Your girlfriend is such a good, she screwed me.

by Jason April 13, 2005