Definitions by Jason

ianad 

"I am not a doctor" An online abbreviation, like IMHO or AFAIK. Compare ianal.

"ianad, but, you really should get that looked at."

ianad by Jason February 24, 2005

icecap 

the cum that comes out on top of your poop after you have had anal.

The morning after Corey blew his load in my butt, the tip of my poop had an icecap.

icecap by Jason February 23, 2005

dark 

A dork that narks frequently during peak hours of the day. It is particularly apparent during autumnal equialnox and aurora boralias is visible.

Eric darked Joe out to Yalena

The hu ke lau is full of darks

dark by Jason February 23, 2005

shelfass

When someone is really really fat and their ass sticks out and it looks like a shelf. You can put pictures, lamps, or even write a paper on it.

Fat big assed people, usually woman

shelfass by Jason February 20, 2005

Nickelodeon

A horrible channel that was pretty cool about 12-15 years ago. Good shows on nickelodeon: Salute Your Shorts (greatest TV show ever), Rocko's Modern Life, Doug, Clarissa Explains It All etc... Bad Shows: Anything and i mean anything they play now, especially Rugrats, Fairly Odd Parents and Spongebob. The only time I watch this channel now is Nick at Night when I watch Fresh Prince and Roseanne.

I can't believe how all out bad this channel has become, an ultimate sell-out channel just like MTV, VH1, etc.

Nickelodeon by Jason February 20, 2005

geasel 

A person who devours dingleberries.

Jason totally geaseled out that girl's ass.

geasel by Jason February 18, 2005

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza

the greatest grindcore band of all time. ever. they make dillinger look like crap.

... no ... really... you dont understand

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza owns my soul

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza by jason February 16, 2005