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Definitions by JarvisBanned

The worst year in history. Some very unfortunate things happened. We almost had World War 3,Australia was on fire, and now Covid-19,which causes you to be locked in you house bored until who knows when and causes all toilet paper to say imma head out. Some people say that this is punishment by god for making the cats movie.
Me: 2020 will be the greatest year.

Out of nowhere: memes, plagues, potential world war, and so much more.

me: frick
2020 by JarvisBanned April 16, 2020
What LEGO mini figures say when there’s no helicopter.
A man has fallen into the river. Start the helicopter.
Random guy: HEY
Build the helicopter and save the man. The new rescue helicopter from LEGO City. Base plates and background models not included.
Hey by JarvisBanned February 1, 2020
What dumb 5 year olds steal their mom’s credit card for.
7 year old me: can I get some robux to buy a new look for my avatar?
Mom: no

Me: steals credit card when not looking and buys robux for Bear Face Mask
Robux by JarvisBanned November 29, 2019