Christmas Noob

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.

Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking

by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020

Ash

A Pokémon trainer from Palet Town that seems to never age. Ever since he turned 10, he hasn’t gained a year and just goes on a dumb adventure across the Various Regions with a goal of being the very best.

How the frick is Ash still 10 years old.

by JarvisBanned May 13, 2020

⚽️🚗

Emoji terms for Rocket League, a game where you play soccer by driving a car into the ball.

Me: wanna play some ⚽️🚗?

by JarvisBanned November 08, 2020

spitfire

A weapon in apex legends that pussies use.

the spitfire is so fucking op

by JarvisBanned June 04, 2021

charli d’amelio

talentless clown on tiktok that only got famous by buying followers and her 5 year old stans called dunkins (no relationship to dunkin donuts )

how does charli d’amelio have so much fame she has no talent

by JarvisBanned April 13, 2021

Robux

What dumb 5 year olds steal their mom’s credit card for.

7 year old me: can I get some robux to buy a new look for my avatar?
Mom: no

Me: steals credit card when not looking and buys robux for Bear Face Mask

by JarvisBanned November 29, 2019

Genshin Impact

A mobile game that’s basically Breath Of The Wild but with anime girls, emergency food that refers to herself in the third person, and RNG so you can’t get whatever character you want to get.

just got genshin impact and it’s not fun cuz i can’t pull venti

by JarvisBanned December 23, 2020