2020

The worst year in history. Some very unfortunate things happened. We almost had World War 3,Australia was on fire, and now Covid-19,which causes you to be locked in you house bored until who knows when and causes all toilet paper to say imma head out. Some people say that this is punishment by god for making the cats movie.
Me: 2020 will be the greatest year.

Out of nowhere: memes, plagues, potential world war, and so much more.

me: frick
by JarvisBanned April 16, 2020
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Dream

Dream fakes his speedruns.
by JarvisBanned January 04, 2021
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Cyberpunk 2077

A game where you can customize your character so much that you can ever customize how big or smol their pp is.
me: gets cyberpunk 2077
also me: BIG PP
by JarvisBanned December 17, 2020
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Genshin Impact

A mobile game that’s basically Breath Of The Wild but with anime girls, emergency food that refers to herself in the third person, and RNG so you can’t get whatever character you want to get.
just got genshin impact and it’s not fun cuz i can’t pull venti
by JarvisBanned December 23, 2020
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Q

Code is YTFAHQ
by JarvisBanned November 18, 2020
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Christmas Noob

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.
Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking
by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020
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baby zombie

The fastest thing in the minecraft universe. What’s stupid is they have double the health of a normal zombie and I swear that they do more damage.
Oh shit a baby zombie this ain’t gonna be fun.
by JarvisBanned December 21, 2020
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