Clowns

6ix9ine, Jake Paul, Morgz, and other annoying cunts on youtube.

They’re clowns cuz they post crap that aint content.

by JarvisBanned May 30, 2020

Q

every among us code has one

Code is YTFAHQ

by JarvisBanned November 18, 2020

Lava

something that kills me in minecraft 99.98% of the time, usually happens the very next second after i find diamonds or ancient debris.

User1 tried to swim in lava.
GOD DANG IT I DIED AGAIN.

by JarvisBanned December 30, 2020

Astolfo

THE BEST WAIFU. Any other waifu is irrelevant to Astolfo, even Zero Two.

Someone: who’s best waifu? Zero Two or Mai?
Me: None, cuz Astolfo exists

by JarvisBanned December 09, 2020

sus

In Among Us, sus refers to a player that is acting suspicious and could potentially be the imposter.

Red actin kinda sus ngl.

by JarvisBanned September 16, 2020

soccer

the incorrect way to say football

it’s called football everywhere, not soccer

by JarvisBanned January 19, 2021

Genshin Impact

A mobile game that’s basically Breath Of The Wild but with anime girls, emergency food that refers to herself in the third person, and RNG so you can’t get whatever character you want to get.

just got genshin impact and it’s not fun cuz i can’t pull venti

by JarvisBanned December 23, 2020