Definitions by JarvisBanned

Rule 1 

A rule in multiplayer racing games. The rule for rule 1 is that if two cars lock bumpers head to head, they must accelerate into eachother and keep it that way until one of the cars is bumped out of the lock.

Oh shit i got into rule 1.

Rule 1 by JarvisBanned December 19, 2020

Cyberpunk 2077 

A game where you can customize your character so much that you can ever customize how big or smol their pp is.

me: gets cyberpunk 2077
also me: BIG PP

Cyberpunk 2077 by JarvisBanned December 17, 2020

Christmas Noob 

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.

Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking

Christmas Noob by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020

Party Royale 

Basically the hub for fortnite kids. I hope nobody ever has to go on it. It’s full of weird ODers, shippers, pedos, and a lot more worse stuff.

For god’s sake please don’t go on party royale.

Party Royale by JarvisBanned December 14, 2020

Astolfo 

THE BEST WAIFU. Any other waifu is irrelevant to Astolfo, even Zero Two.

Someone: who’s best waifu? Zero Two or Mai?
Me: None, cuz Astolfo exists

Astolfo by JarvisBanned December 9, 2020

Stock 

Refers to a car without any modifications. Typically JDM car owners will use stock as an excuse when getting pulled over.

Police: pulls over highly modified Supra
Driver: yes officer, it’s stock

Stock by JarvisBanned December 5, 2020

Q 

every among us code has one

Code is YTFAHQ

Q by JarvisBanned November 18, 2020