JarvisBanned's definitions

mac-10

an extremely broken submachine gun in warzone that activision won’t nerf. they won’t nerf it because they are lazy rats that are also extremely money hungry.

cod players: we want anticheat and nerfs to guns like the mac-10
activision: oh so you want store bundles?

by JarvisBanned August 4, 2021

Dream

synonym for cheater

Dream fakes his speedruns.

by JarvisBanned January 4, 2021

2020

The worst year in history. Some very unfortunate things happened. We almost had World War 3,Australia was on fire, and now Covid-19,which causes you to be locked in you house bored until who knows when and causes all toilet paper to say imma head out. Some people say that this is punishment by god for making the cats movie.

Me: 2020 will be the greatest year.

Out of nowhere: memes, plagues, potential world war, and so much more.

me: frick

by JarvisBanned April 16, 2020

Hey

What LEGO mini figures say when there’s no helicopter.

A man has fallen into the river. Start the helicopter.
Random guy: HEY
Build the helicopter and save the man. The new rescue helicopter from LEGO City. Base plates and background models not included.

by JarvisBanned February 1, 2020

Whale

Refers to someone who over spends money in free to play games. Typically in games with random loot boxes like Genshin Impact, but in other games like Fortnite, Rocket League, etc.

My brother is a whale because he spends too much on crates.

by JarvisBanned January 26, 2021

Genshin Impact

A mobile game that’s basically Breath Of The Wild but with anime girls, emergency food that refers to herself in the third person, and RNG so you can’t get whatever character you want to get.

just got genshin impact and it’s not fun cuz i can’t pull venti

by JarvisBanned December 23, 2020

Kevin

A 2020 term for a male Karen

Kevin: YOU PARKED UR CAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SPACE?!!?!?!.

by JarvisBanned June 17, 2020