JarvisBanned's definitions

baby zombie

The fastest thing in the minecraft universe. What’s stupid is they have double the health of a normal zombie and I swear that they do more damage.

Oh shit a baby zombie this ain’t gonna be fun.

by JarvisBanned December 21, 2020

Hey

What LEGO mini figures say when there’s no helicopter.

A man has fallen into the river. Start the helicopter.
Random guy: HEY
Build the helicopter and save the man. The new rescue helicopter from LEGO City. Base plates and background models not included.

by JarvisBanned February 1, 2020

Whale

Refers to someone who over spends money in free to play games. Typically in games with random loot boxes like Genshin Impact, but in other games like Fortnite, Rocket League, etc.

My brother is a whale because he spends too much on crates.

by JarvisBanned January 26, 2021

Dream

synonym for cheater

Dream fakes his speedruns.

by JarvisBanned January 4, 2021

2020

The worst year in history. Some very unfortunate things happened. We almost had World War 3,Australia was on fire, and now Covid-19,which causes you to be locked in you house bored until who knows when and causes all toilet paper to say imma head out. Some people say that this is punishment by god for making the cats movie.

Me: 2020 will be the greatest year.

Out of nowhere: memes, plagues, potential world war, and so much more.

me: frick

by JarvisBanned April 16, 2020

soccer

the incorrect way to say football

it’s called football everywhere, not soccer

by JarvisBanned January 19, 2021

Stock

Refers to a car without any modifications. Typically JDM car owners will use stock as an excuse when getting pulled over.

Police: pulls over highly modified Supra
Driver: yes officer, it’s stock

by JarvisBanned December 5, 2020