Robux

What dumb 5 year olds steal their mom’s credit card for.

7 year old me: can I get some robux to buy a new look for my avatar?
Mom: no

Me: steals credit card when not looking and buys robux for Bear Face Mask

by JarvisBanned November 29, 2019

black ops cold war

the biggest flop in call of duty history. it’s full of pay-to-win shit, campers, tryhards, squeakers, fortnite kids that converted to cod after turning 13, etc. plus it has skill based matchmaking to make sure that everyone you play against an absolute sweat

when are they gonna make a good cod instead of this stuff. anyways, don’t buy cod black ops cold war.

by JarvisBanned May 14, 2021

Ash

A Pokémon trainer from Palet Town that seems to never age. Ever since he turned 10, he hasn’t gained a year and just goes on a dumb adventure across the Various Regions with a goal of being the very best.

How the frick is Ash still 10 years old.

by JarvisBanned May 14, 2020

Nico

An obnoxious anime girl from Love Live that is known for her catchphrase nico nico nii.

Me: talks to a girl at my school.
Her: Nico Nico Niiiii.
Me: shut up.

by JarvisBanned May 14, 2020

Dogshit

Something every fortnite player says to describe LITERALLY EVERYTHING in EXISTENCE.

dogshit

by JarvisBanned September 07, 2020

Rule 1

A rule in multiplayer racing games. The rule for rule 1 is that if two cars lock bumpers head to head, they must accelerate into eachother and keep it that way until one of the cars is bumped out of the lock.

Oh shit i got into rule 1.

by JarvisBanned December 19, 2020

Money Grandpa

Nickname for George Washington, because he’s on the dollar bill

he’s the money grandpa

by JarvisBanned February 01, 2021