JarvisBanned's definitions

Cyberpunk 2077

A game where you can customize your character so much that you can ever customize how big or smol their pp is.

me: gets cyberpunk 2077
also me: BIG PP

by JarvisBanned December 17, 2020

Robux

What dumb 5 year olds steal their mom’s credit card for.

7 year old me: can I get some robux to buy a new look for my avatar?
Mom: no

Me: steals credit card when not looking and buys robux for Bear Face Mask

by JarvisBanned November 29, 2019

Clowns

6ix9ine, Jake Paul, Morgz, and other annoying cunts on youtube.

They’re clowns cuz they post crap that aint content.

by JarvisBanned May 29, 2020

Bear

A slang term for cop. See also pig, fuzz, popo, and others.

Oh shit. Theres a bear behind me. I gotta pull over.

by JarvisBanned May 29, 2020

mac-10

an extremely broken submachine gun in warzone that activision won’t nerf. they won’t nerf it because they are lazy rats that are also extremely money hungry.

cod players: we want anticheat and nerfs to guns like the mac-10
activision: oh so you want store bundles?

by JarvisBanned August 4, 2021

newgrounds

a pretty cool website where user upload pretty cool content like games, music, animations, and more. it was created by Tom Fulp, a pretty cool guy and was later popularized by friday night funkin, a pretty cool flash game that crashed the site

ok time to go see what’s cool on newgrounds right now.

by JarvisBanned May 2, 2021

Genshin Impact

A mobile game that’s basically Breath Of The Wild but with anime girls, emergency food that refers to herself in the third person, and RNG so you can’t get whatever character you want to get.

just got genshin impact and it’s not fun cuz i can’t pull venti

by JarvisBanned December 23, 2020