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Definitions by JarvisBanned

Refers to someone who over spends money in free to play games. Typically in games with random loot boxes like Genshin Impact, but in other games like Fortnite, Rocket League, etc.
My brother is a whale because he spends too much on crates.
Whale by JarvisBanned January 26, 2021
it’s called football everywhere, not soccer
soccer by JarvisBanned January 19, 2021
Dream fakes his speedruns.
Dream by JarvisBanned January 4, 2021
something that kills me in minecraft 99.98% of the time, usually happens the very next second after i find diamonds or ancient debris.
User1 tried to swim in lava.
GOD DANG IT I DIED AGAIN.
Lava by JarvisBanned December 30, 2020

Genshin Impact 

A mobile game that’s basically Breath Of The Wild but with anime girls, emergency food that refers to herself in the third person, and RNG so you can’t get whatever character you want to get.
just got genshin impact and it’s not fun cuz i can’t pull venti
Genshin Impact by JarvisBanned December 23, 2020

Air strike 

a killstreak that shouldn’t exist on most of the smaller cod maps.
me: casually playing cod sniping everybody
*enemy precision air strike inbound*
me: oh shit
Air strike by JarvisBanned December 22, 2020

baby zombie

The fastest thing in the minecraft universe. What’s stupid is they have double the health of a normal zombie and I swear that they do more damage.
Oh shit a baby zombie this ain’t gonna be fun.
baby zombie by JarvisBanned December 21, 2020