JarvisBanned's definitions

Can You Hear Me

Famous words uttered by John Jones

John Jones: Wait. Wait wait wait. Can you hear me?

by JarvisBanned June 16, 2020

Lava

something that kills me in minecraft 99.98% of the time, usually happens the very next second after i find diamonds or ancient debris.

User1 tried to swim in lava.
GOD DANG IT I DIED AGAIN.

by JarvisBanned December 30, 2020

Cyberpunk 2077

A game where you can customize your character so much that you can ever customize how big or smol their pp is.

me: gets cyberpunk 2077
also me: BIG PP

by JarvisBanned December 17, 2020

Air strike

a killstreak that shouldn’t exist on most of the smaller cod maps.

me: casually playing cod sniping everybody
*enemy precision air strike inbound*
me: oh shit

by JarvisBanned December 22, 2020

newgrounds

a pretty cool website where user upload pretty cool content like games, music, animations, and more. it was created by Tom Fulp, a pretty cool guy and was later popularized by friday night funkin, a pretty cool flash game that crashed the site

ok time to go see what’s cool on newgrounds right now.

by JarvisBanned May 2, 2021

Bear

A slang term for cop. See also pig, fuzz, popo, and others.

Oh shit. Theres a bear behind me. I gotta pull over.

by JarvisBanned May 29, 2020

Clowns

6ix9ine, Jake Paul, Morgz, and other annoying cunts on youtube.

They’re clowns cuz they post crap that aint content.

by JarvisBanned May 29, 2020