Janis's definitions

numero uno

Slang for one's self.

In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.

by Janis March 9, 2005

niggeress

A black female.
Can also be spelled niggress.

The niggeress robbed the liquor store down the street.

by Janis January 31, 2005

stoopid

When someone uses this word and spells it incorrectly, you can tell that the subject they are referring to is so utterly moronic that it kills their brain cells at the very thought of it.

OMG you don't know what leet is? you r so stoopid... (etc.)

by Janis December 29, 2004

dracula biscuits

A gothic person's tits, if they are large.

"Damn, look at the knockers on that goth!"
"Yeah, they're big enough to be dracula biscuits!"

by Janis June 25, 2004

hash brownies

Also known as "special brownies", these are cooked along with marijuana to induce a high when ingested. They're fun to feed to kindergarteners and watch the effect.

I fed some of my hash brownies to a baby and watched its heart explode.

by Janis June 28, 2004

afai

Abbreviation for "as far as I".

Afai could see, there was no property damage.

by Janis January 22, 2005

Christ on a bicycle

Exclamation used when someone is surprised, upset, or is trying to make a point.

Christ on a bike! Did that guy's car just explode?

by Janis February 6, 2005