Janis's definitions

download

A term used by computer illiterate people to describe every action they do on the computer.
They think they sound like they know what they are doing and are computer-smart, but in reality, they're complete morons.

I downloaded the report to my boss.

Do you know how to download these mp3's on my desktop to a CD so I can play them on my walkman?

by Janis December 10, 2004

buffet Christian

A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.

"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."

by Janis June 25, 2004

numero uno

Slang for one's self.

In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.

by Janis March 9, 2005

Jesus freak

Someone who tries to be both part of an anti-social subculture (see punk for a good example) and a Christian, not realizing that you can't support the ideals used in punk and be a Jesus follower at the same time.

I'm very punk, but I can't have sex, do drugs, or listen to any rock n' roll music that doesn't praise the Lord because I'm a Jesus freak.

by Janis February 6, 2005

hash brownies

Also known as "special brownies", these are cooked along with marijuana to induce a high when ingested. They're fun to feed to kindergarteners and watch the effect.

I fed some of my hash brownies to a baby and watched its heart explode.

by Janis June 28, 2004

afai

Abbreviation for "as far as I".

Afai could see, there was no property damage.

by Janis January 22, 2005

revenge

A baby with a dingo in its mouth.

There is no example necessary.

by Janis January 26, 2005