Janis's definitions

with a capital

This phrase adds emphasis to something, and is followed by the first letter in the word.

Man, I am Hungry with a capital H!
(I am very hungry).

He's Stupid with a capital S!
(He is very stupid.)

by Janis March 11, 2005

numero uno

Slang for one's self.

In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.

by Janis March 9, 2005

mugglenet

A place to go and read editorials inbetween Harry Potter book releases.

I had a sudden urge to a read Harry Potter book, so I went to mugglenet.com and read some editorials to quell my cravings.

by Janis February 26, 2005

yuppie

A Hippie gone bad! A traitor to the 60's generation.

My VW has turned into a VOLVO

by janis February 23, 2005

Jesus freak

Someone who tries to be both part of an anti-social subculture (see punk for a good example) and a Christian, not realizing that you can't support the ideals used in punk and be a Jesus follower at the same time.

I'm very punk, but I can't have sex, do drugs, or listen to any rock n' roll music that doesn't praise the Lord because I'm a Jesus freak.

by Janis February 6, 2005

Christ on a bicycle

Exclamation used when someone is surprised, upset, or is trying to make a point.

Christ on a bike! Did that guy's car just explode?

by Janis February 6, 2005

ignorant

A term used by certain minorites to describe anyone who is pissing them off. Ironically, ask them what it means, and they won't have a clue. All you'll get as an answer is a clenched fist to the head (for being ignorant of course).

Student: Can I use the restroom?
Teacher: Not right now.
Student: Man, you is fuckin' ignorant!

by Janis February 1, 2005