Janis's definitions

mugglenet

A place to go and read editorials inbetween Harry Potter book releases.

I had a sudden urge to a read Harry Potter book, so I went to mugglenet.com and read some editorials to quell my cravings.

by Janis February 26, 2005

wacking material

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.

That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.

by Janis August 10, 2005

bone

To have a problem with someone. It is usually referring to a characteristic you don't like about them.

The only bone I have with Mike is that he talks shit about some people that don't deserve it.

by Janis March 16, 2005

hash brownies

Also known as "special brownies", these are cooked along with marijuana to induce a high when ingested. They're fun to feed to kindergarteners and watch the effect.

I fed some of my hash brownies to a baby and watched its heart explode.

by Janis June 28, 2004

with a capital

This phrase adds emphasis to something, and is followed by the first letter in the word.

Man, I am Hungry with a capital H!
(I am very hungry).

He's Stupid with a capital S!
(He is very stupid.)

by Janis March 11, 2005

lube

Pronounciation: LOOB
1. Abbreviation for the word lubricant.
2. A substance used to make the insertion of one object into another smoother. It generally refers to anal sex, but not always, as some regular intercourse may require lube as well. See rape). Can be flavored or unflavored.
2. A condom containing lube (see definition 2).
3. Any household products one can use for lubricating their genitals when masturbating.

1. Adam used the astro glide lube when he was fucking Johnathan up the bum.

2. I bought the lubed condoms to make anal sex easier.

3. He likes to use hand lotion for lube.

by Janis November 30, 2004

ugly

1. One who has unattractive physical attributes.

2. An unpleasant event or scene.

1. That girl with the large nose and acne is ugly.

2. That was one ugly scene when that guy got shot in the head.

by Janis December 13, 2004