Skip to main content

Janis's definitions

download

A term used by computer illiterate people to describe every action they do on the computer.
They think they sound like they know what they are doing and are computer-smart, but in reality, they're complete morons.
I downloaded the report to my boss.

Do you know how to download these mp3's on my desktop to a CD so I can play them on my walkman?
by Janis December 10, 2004
mugGet the download mug.

lube

Pronounciation: LOOB
1. Abbreviation for the word lubricant.
2. A substance used to make the insertion of one object into another smoother. It generally refers to anal sex, but not always, as some regular intercourse may require lube as well. See rape). Can be flavored or unflavored.
2. A condom containing lube (see definition 2).
3. Any household products one can use for lubricating their genitals when masturbating.
1. Adam used the astro glide lube when he was fucking Johnathan up the bum.

2. I bought the lubed condoms to make anal sex easier.

3. He likes to use hand lotion for lube.
by Janis November 30, 2004
mugGet the lube mug.

way

A word added on to the end of either "yeah" or "no" to make it very so or not very so.
"Would you fuck Sarah if you got the chance?"
"Yeah way!"

"Eric says he got a 96 on the Biology test."
"No way! Eric is as dumb as a rock."
by Janis March 16, 2005
mugGet the way mug.

ugly

1. One who has unattractive physical attributes.

2. An unpleasant event or scene.
1. That girl with the large nose and acne is ugly.

2. That was one ugly scene when that guy got shot in the head.
by Janis December 13, 2004
mugGet the ugly mug.

yuppie

A Hippie gone bad! A traitor to the 60's generation.
My VW has turned into a VOLVO
by janis February 23, 2005
mugGet the yuppie mug.

wacking material

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.
That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.
by Janis August 10, 2005
mugGet the wacking material mug.

bone

To have a problem with someone. It is usually referring to a characteristic you don't like about them.
The only bone I have with Mike is that he talks shit about some people that don't deserve it.
by Janis March 16, 2005
mugGet the bone mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email