mugglenet

A place to go and read editorials inbetween Harry Potter book releases.

I had a sudden urge to a read Harry Potter book, so I went to mugglenet.com and read some editorials to quell my cravings.

by Janis February 26, 2005

yuppie

A Hippie gone bad! A traitor to the 60's generation.

My VW has turned into a VOLVO

by janis February 23, 2005

lube

Pronounciation: LOOB
1. Abbreviation for the word lubricant.
2. A substance used to make the insertion of one object into another smoother. It generally refers to anal sex, but not always, as some regular intercourse may require lube as well. See rape). Can be flavored or unflavored.
2. A condom containing lube (see definition 2).
3. Any household products one can use for lubricating their genitals when masturbating.

1. Adam used the astro glide lube when he was fucking Johnathan up the bum.

2. I bought the lubed condoms to make anal sex easier.

3. He likes to use hand lotion for lube.

by Janis November 30, 2004

shooting star

When someone is done smoking a cigarette, they toss the still lit butt at you, thus the "shooting star" effect. The usual aim for this is to either burn a hole in your clothes or have it go down your shirt without you noticing. Usually, unless they're real bastards, they will shout "shooting star" to give you a warning about what they're about to do.

Johnathan gave me a shooting star yesterday, effectively burning a hole in my new trench coat. He's fucking going down.

by Janis March 27, 2005

buy bull

Another term for bible, used by people who think that the bible is a load of dog shit.

I enjoy rolling joints with my copy of the Holy Buy Bull.

by Janis June 28, 2004

buffet Christian

A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.

"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."

by Janis June 25, 2004

ugly

1. One who has unattractive physical attributes.

2. An unpleasant event or scene.

1. That girl with the large nose and acne is ugly.

2. That was one ugly scene when that guy got shot in the head.

by Janis December 13, 2004