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hash brownies

Also known as "special brownies", these are cooked along with marijuana to induce a high when ingested. They're fun to feed to kindergarteners and watch the effect.
I fed some of my hash brownies to a baby and watched its heart explode.
by Janis June 28, 2004
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shooting star

When someone is done smoking a cigarette, they toss the still lit butt at you, thus the "shooting star" effect. The usual aim for this is to either burn a hole in your clothes or have it go down your shirt without you noticing. Usually, unless they're real bastards, they will shout "shooting star" to give you a warning about what they're about to do.
Johnathan gave me a shooting star yesterday, effectively burning a hole in my new trench coat. He's fucking going down.
by Janis March 27, 2005
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wacking material

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.
That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.
by Janis August 10, 2005
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mugglenet

A place to go and read editorials inbetween Harry Potter book releases.
I had a sudden urge to a read Harry Potter book, so I went to mugglenet.com and read some editorials to quell my cravings.
by Janis February 26, 2005
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yuppie

A Hippie gone bad! A traitor to the 60's generation.
My VW has turned into a VOLVO
by janis February 23, 2005
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lube

Pronounciation: LOOB
1. Abbreviation for the word lubricant.
2. A substance used to make the insertion of one object into another smoother. It generally refers to anal sex, but not always, as some regular intercourse may require lube as well. See rape). Can be flavored or unflavored.
2. A condom containing lube (see definition 2).
3. Any household products one can use for lubricating their genitals when masturbating.
1. Adam used the astro glide lube when he was fucking Johnathan up the bum.

2. I bought the lubed condoms to make anal sex easier.

3. He likes to use hand lotion for lube.
by Janis November 30, 2004
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ignorant

A term used by certain minorites to describe anyone who is pissing them off. Ironically, ask them what it means, and they won't have a clue. All you'll get as an answer is a clenched fist to the head (for being ignorant of course).
Student: Can I use the restroom?
Teacher: Not right now.
Student: Man, you is fuckin' ignorant!
by Janis February 1, 2005
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