Jesus freak

Someone who tries to be both part of an anti-social subculture (see punk for a good example) and a Christian, not realizing that you can't support the ideals used in punk and be a Jesus follower at the same time.
I'm very punk, but I can't have sex, do drugs, or listen to any rock n' roll music that doesn't praise the Lord because I'm a Jesus freak.
by Janis February 06, 2005
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p;p

Common typo for the aim slang word lol. When you see this used, you can pretty much discern that the writer is a complete fucking moron.
way2hot4u696969: p;p!111
j4n15: Are you high or just mentally retarded?
by Janis January 23, 2005
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visit your uncle

To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.
"So, did you visit your uncle last night?"
"No, my mom took away all of my magazines."
by Janis August 09, 2005
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poof

1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.
1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.
by Janis May 14, 2005
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bone

To have a problem with someone. It is usually referring to a characteristic you don't like about them.
The only bone I have with Mike is that he talks shit about some people that don't deserve it.
by Janis March 16, 2005
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buffet Christian

A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.
"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."
by Janis June 26, 2004
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numero uno

In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.
by Janis March 09, 2005
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