buy bull

Another term for bible, used by people who think that the bible is a load of dog shit.
I enjoy rolling joints with my copy of the Holy Buy Bull.
by Janis June 28, 2004
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wacking material

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.
That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.
by Janis August 10, 2005
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bone

To have a problem with someone. It is usually referring to a characteristic you don't like about them.
The only bone I have with Mike is that he talks shit about some people that don't deserve it.
by Janis March 16, 2005
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poof

1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.
1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.
by Janis May 17, 2005
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mugglenet

A place to go and read editorials inbetween Harry Potter book releases.
I had a sudden urge to a read Harry Potter book, so I went to mugglenet.com and read some editorials to quell my cravings.
by Janis February 26, 2005
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lube

Pronounciation: LOOB
1. Abbreviation for the word lubricant.
2. A substance used to make the insertion of one object into another smoother. It generally refers to anal sex, but not always, as some regular intercourse may require lube as well. See rape). Can be flavored or unflavored.
2. A condom containing lube (see definition 2).
3. Any household products one can use for lubricating their genitals when masturbating.
1. Adam used the astro glide lube when he was fucking Johnathan up the bum.

2. I bought the lubed condoms to make anal sex easier.

3. He likes to use hand lotion for lube.
by Janis November 30, 2004
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yuppie

A Hippie gone bad! A traitor to the 60's generation.
My VW has turned into a VOLVO
by janis February 23, 2005
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