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Exclamation used when someone is surprised, upset, or is trying to make a point.
Christ on a bike! Did that guy's car just explode?
by Janis February 6, 2005
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A term used by certain minorites to describe anyone who is pissing them off. Ironically, ask them what it means, and they won't have a clue. All you'll get as an answer is a clenched fist to the head (for being ignorant of course).
Student: Can I use the restroom?
Teacher: Not right now.
Student: Man, you is fuckin' ignorant!
by Janis February 1, 2005
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To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.
"So, did you visit your uncle last night?"
"No, my mom took away all of my magazines."
by Janis August 9, 2005
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Common typo for the aim slang word lol. When you see this used, you can pretty much discern that the writer is a complete fucking moron.
way2hot4u696969: p;p!111
j4n15: Are you high or just mentally retarded?
by Janis January 23, 2005
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1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.
1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.
by Janis May 14, 2005
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To have a problem with someone. It is usually referring to a characteristic you don't like about them.
The only bone I have with Mike is that he talks shit about some people that don't deserve it.
by Janis March 16, 2005
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Abbreviation for "as far as I".
Afai could see, there was no property damage.
by Janis January 23, 2005
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