buffet Christian

A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.
"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."
by Janis June 26, 2004
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numero uno

In the end, the only person I really need to worry about is numero uno.
by Janis March 09, 2005
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buy bull

Another term for bible, used by people who think that the bible is a load of dog shit.
I enjoy rolling joints with my copy of the Holy Buy Bull.
by Janis June 28, 2004
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hash brownies

Also known as "special brownies", these are cooked along with marijuana to induce a high when ingested. They're fun to feed to kindergarteners and watch the effect.
I fed some of my hash brownies to a baby and watched its heart explode.
by Janis June 29, 2004
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your barn door is open

Phrase implying that someone's pants zipper is unzipped.
"Dude, your barn door is open and I can see your pink underwear!"
by Janis July 10, 2004
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yuppie

A Hippie gone bad! A traitor to the 60's generation.
My VW has turned into a VOLVO
by janis February 23, 2005
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with a capital

This phrase adds emphasis to something, and is followed by the first letter in the word.
Man, I am Hungry with a capital H!
(I am very hungry).

He's Stupid with a capital S!
(He is very stupid.)
by Janis March 11, 2005
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