your barn door is open

Phrase implying that someone's pants zipper is unzipped.
"Dude, your barn door is open and I can see your pink underwear!"
by Janis July 10, 2004
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p;p

Common typo for the aim slang word lol. When you see this used, you can pretty much discern that the writer is a complete fucking moron.
way2hot4u696969: p;p!111
j4n15: Are you high or just mentally retarded?
by Janis January 23, 2005
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visit your uncle

To masturbate. This phrase is a good code word when you're talking in front of an easily offendable audience, because it sounds so innocent.
"So, did you visit your uncle last night?"
"No, my mom took away all of my magazines."
by Janis August 09, 2005
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poof

1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.
1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.
by Janis May 14, 2005
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bone

To have a problem with someone. It is usually referring to a characteristic you don't like about them.
The only bone I have with Mike is that he talks shit about some people that don't deserve it.
by Janis March 16, 2005
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shooting star

When someone is done smoking a cigarette, they toss the still lit butt at you, thus the "shooting star" effect. The usual aim for this is to either burn a hole in your clothes or have it go down your shirt without you noticing. Usually, unless they're real bastards, they will shout "shooting star" to give you a warning about what they're about to do.
Johnathan gave me a shooting star yesterday, effectively burning a hole in my new trench coat. He's fucking going down.
by Janis March 28, 2005
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lube

Pronounciation: LOOB
1. Abbreviation for the word lubricant.
2. A substance used to make the insertion of one object into another smoother. It generally refers to anal sex, but not always, as some regular intercourse may require lube as well. See rape). Can be flavored or unflavored.
2. A condom containing lube (see definition 2).
3. Any household products one can use for lubricating their genitals when masturbating.
1. Adam used the astro glide lube when he was fucking Johnathan up the bum.

2. I bought the lubed condoms to make anal sex easier.

3. He likes to use hand lotion for lube.
by Janis November 30, 2004
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