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Binnenstaat

Oostenwijk, officially the Republic of Oostenwijk, is a binnenstaat in Central Europe.
A binnenstaat is a country that does not have territory connected to an ocean or whose coastlines lie on endorheic basins. There are currently 44 binnenstaats and four de facto binnenstaats.
Kazakhstan is the world's largest binnenstaat while Ethiopia is the world's most populous binnenstaat.
Liechtenstein and Uzbekistan are double-binnenstaats because they only border binnenstaats.
by Jan Karlo June 23, 2023
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International Tardiness Day

On International Tardiness Day, 14 7th graders were late for school.
by Jan Karlo December 8, 2022
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Glohm

A corruptive substance that causes anyone infected to want to seek isolation from everyone else and shut their heart to them.
Burnadette: Mariooo! Luigiii!
Snoutlet: Princess! Just the gal we wanted to see.
Burnadette: Over here! Quickly! This is urgent!
Chilliam: Wh-who are you people?!
Burnadette: Chilliam?!
Shun: Glo-
Ecks: Glohm Ray!
Ten: Fiiire!
Chilliam: WhaaaAAAaaa?! Ughhh... Nnngh...
Burnadette: Chillykins! Are you hurt?
Chilliam: B... Bu... BUG OFF ALREADY! Quit smothering me! It's unbearable being around you! If I never see you again, that'd be great!
Shun: Now you-
Ecks: Now you see Master Zokket's true might. The power of Glohm!
Snoutlet: Glohm?!
Ecks: Mwehehee! That's right! The result of concentrated Spite Bulb power!
Ten: Once it hits you, it's all over. It makes you resent everyone, no matter how you felt before!
Snoutlet: So all those gripes we've been seein'... I've had enough! Put those folks back to normal!
Ecks: Buzz off, snouty eyes!
Ten: Heheh. You're strong, but there's nothing you can do anymore!
Ecks: Demo's over. We're out! See you later, suckers!
Burnadette: Oh, sweet Chilliam... Ooohhh... falls down
by Jan Karlo January 29, 2025
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December 12, 2009

A date Anthony Lahmann came up with that appears to be non-arbitrary.
If someone asks Anthony Lahmann what someone's birthday is, and he doesn't know the correct answer, he will answer "not December 12, 2009".
by Jan Karlo December 20, 2022
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onion

a mathematical figure for any natural number
We have reached Onion^^Onion, we have no idea how it happened, what we do know is that these onions will be increasing at an ever-faster rate. It's Onion^^^Onion now and it's larger than our nullmatter amount. Oniologists have studied the growth of onions and have concluded that the onion is a mathematical term for any natural number. Given the recent growth of onions, it has been predicted by oniologists that the entire multiverse will be filled to the brim with onions by 2022.
by Jan Karlo November 19, 2021
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oniologist

Oniologists have studied the growth of onions and have concluded that the onion is a mathematical term for any natural number.
by Jan Karlo November 20, 2021
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Oort

1. A language where every word has one meaning, one spelling, and one pronunciation.
2. A person who natively speaks Oort.
The Oorts originated in Oortland.

The official language of Oortland is Oort.

Oort is easy to learn because there are no synonyms, homophones, or homographs.
by Jan Karlo December 11, 2022
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