Jan Karlo's definitions

Glohm

A corruptive substance that causes anyone infected to want to seek isolation from everyone else and shut their heart to them.

Burnadette: Mariooo! Luigiii!
Snoutlet: Princess! Just the gal we wanted to see.
Burnadette: Over here! Quickly! This is urgent!
Chilliam: Wh-who are you people?!
Burnadette: Chilliam?!
Shun: Glo-
Ecks: Glohm Ray!
Ten: Fiiire!
Chilliam: WhaaaAAAaaa?! Ughhh... Nnngh...
Burnadette: Chillykins! Are you hurt?
Chilliam: B... Bu... BUG OFF ALREADY! Quit smothering me! It's unbearable being around you! If I never see you again, that'd be great!
Shun: Now you-
Ecks: Now you see Master Zokket's true might. The power of Glohm!
Snoutlet: Glohm?!
Ecks: Mwehehee! That's right! The result of concentrated Spite Bulb power!
Ten: Once it hits you, it's all over. It makes you resent everyone, no matter how you felt before!
Snoutlet: So all those gripes we've been seein'... I've had enough! Put those folks back to normal!
Ecks: Buzz off, snouty eyes!
Ten: Heheh. You're strong, but there's nothing you can do anymore!
Ecks: Demo's over. We're out! See you later, suckers!
Burnadette: Oh, sweet Chilliam... Ooohhh... falls down

by Jan Karlo January 29, 2025

Binnenstaat

A landlocked country.

Oostenwijk, officially the Republic of Oostenwijk, is a binnenstaat in Central Europe.
A binnenstaat is a country that does not have territory connected to an ocean or whose coastlines lie on endorheic basins. There are currently 44 binnenstaats and four de facto binnenstaats.
Kazakhstan is the world's largest binnenstaat while Ethiopia is the world's most populous binnenstaat.
Liechtenstein and Uzbekistan are double-binnenstaats because they only border binnenstaats.

by Jan Karlo June 23, 2023

Antitables

The opposite of tables.

The word "antitable" can mean "validate", "unbalance", "demobilize", "cause to sleep", "put option", "contraindicate", or "derestrict.

How the antitables have turned... No, the antitables have not turned.

by Jan Karlo May 6, 2023

Effarig

A 21st-century inventor who invented the nailgun in 2022. He is the CEO and founder of the Effarig Company.

Mr. ****** was late for his job when his car was flat-tired by a nail shot from an Effarig nailgun.

by Jan Karlo April 17, 2023

December 12, 2009

A date Anthony Lahmann came up with that appears to be non-arbitrary.

If someone asks Anthony Lahmann what someone's birthday is, and he doesn't know the correct answer, he will answer "not December 12, 2009".

by Jan Karlo December 20, 2022

Oort

1. A language where every word has one meaning, one spelling, and one pronunciation.
2. A person who natively speaks Oort.

The Oorts originated in Oortland.

The official language of Oortland is Oort.

Oort is easy to learn because there are no synonyms, homophones, or homographs.

by Jan Karlo December 11, 2022

reflectotation

a transformation that involves both reflecting and rotating

A reflectotation is no more complicated than a rotation or a reflection alone.

by Jan Karlo December 9, 2022