mighty fine

adj. A good way to describe quiche.

It is also good to describe other pleasurable things this way.

A: 'How's the quiche?'
B: 'That's mighty fine quiche'

Tom had had himself such a mighty fine bit of pie he eagerly awaited second helpings.

by Jamie Douglas November 16, 2006

po faced

Someone who is priggish, narrow-minded, disapproving or humourless.

Margret Thatcher, your old headmaster, traffic wardens, nightclub doormen and the Pope are all po faced

by Jamie Douglas December 06, 2006

shagged out

1) To be exhausted from a hard days work.
2) Unable to get wood due to excessive knobbing.
3) A gay phrase used by douchebags to try and make them believe they're having more sex than you.

Ben: "Ooooh yeah, after yesterdays exploits, I'm shagged out!"
Kevin: "What, those men tire you?"

by Jamie Douglas September 30, 2006

chocolate frog

Rhyming slang for Wog.

"Have you seen snakes on a plane? It stars Hollywoods hardest working chocolate frog!"

by Jamie Douglas September 09, 2006

Wisden

The cricketing bible.

Wisden is something useful to keep by your shitter for those long visits.

Quick, let's all run down the shop and get this years Wisden!

I'm off to the can for a nice long dump, let me grab my Wisden!

by Jamie Douglas December 07, 2006

manners

Something that costs nothing, but most of the population seem to have an aversion to.

Good manners are a gateway to success. Bad manners are a gateway to a good hiding.

Look at that girl with her cooch on the dinner table, she has the most awful manners!

Good manners include offering your seat to a pregnant woman on the bus.

by Jamie Douglas December 14, 2006

arseclart

The ultimate put down. Someone who has all the redeeming features of a rhinos rear end. Derived from a combination of the phrases arse (meaning backside) and clart (meaning a person).

Bill: "I can't make it to the pub tonight"
Karl: "Oh, you arseclart!"

"Oh no, that arseclart just threw up in a taxi! What a mess!"

Famous arseclarts include George W Bush, David Cameron and Dido.

by Jamie Douglas March 07, 2007