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Recipe for turkey curry
Ingredients: Turkey, onion, garlic, chillies, cumin seeds, coriander seeds, chopped tomatoes, tomato puree, chicken stock, herbs and spices (fresh coriander, fresh basil, cumin, chilli powder, tumeric, ginger, cinnamon, garam masala).
Directions:
1. Fry off the onions, garlic, chillies and seeds in oil.
2. Add the turkey and sperbs, and cook until the turkey is sealed.
3. Add the remaining ingredients and simmer for 20-30 mins.
4. Serve with rice and more fresh coriander.
Ingredients: Turkey, onion, garlic, chillies, cumin seeds, coriander seeds, chopped tomatoes, tomato puree, chicken stock, herbs and spices (fresh coriander, fresh basil, cumin, chilli powder, tumeric, ginger, cinnamon, garam masala).
Directions:
1. Fry off the onions, garlic, chillies and seeds in oil.
2. Add the turkey and sperbs, and cook until the turkey is sealed.
3. Add the remaining ingredients and simmer for 20-30 mins.
4. Serve with rice and more fresh coriander.
by Jamie Douglas July 7, 2007
Get the sperbs mug.A period of time when the sheer volume and quality of live sport induces a feeling not dissimilar to an orgasm in you.
It usually involves a lot of beer.
It usually involves a lot of beer.
OMG - the Premiership and Championship football is reaching it's climax, there's Champions League footie, the Hong Kong Sevens rugby is on, we're in the middle of the cricket world cup, we're close to the world championship snooker, the Masters golf at Augusta is next weekend with F1 motor racing and the tennis summer season is about to kick in - it's a sportsgasm!
A weekend with more than 3 different types of live sport to watch can be called a sportsgasm.
A weekend with more than 3 different types of live sport to watch can be called a sportsgasm.
by Jamie Douglas April 8, 2007
Get the sportsgasm mug.Someone who acts like a jerk. The kind of person who would wipe his spaff-stained hands on your muffin while you go for a jimmy.
Someone who dinged your car and didn't leave a note - tossweasel
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Someone who aspires to act like Dick Cheney - tossweasel
Someone who gives your kids loads of sugary fizzy drinks before bedtime - tossweasel
Someone who aspires to act like Dick Cheney - tossweasel
by Jamie Douglas March 10, 2007
Get the tossweasel mug.The ultimate put down. Someone who has all the redeeming features of a rhinos rear end. Derived from a combination of the phrases arse (meaning backside) and clart (meaning a person).
Bill: "I can't make it to the pub tonight"
Karl: "Oh, you arseclart!"
"Oh no, that arseclart just threw up in a taxi! What a mess!"
Famous arseclarts include George W Bush, David Cameron and Dido.
Karl: "Oh, you arseclart!"
"Oh no, that arseclart just threw up in a taxi! What a mess!"
Famous arseclarts include George W Bush, David Cameron and Dido.
by Jamie Douglas March 7, 2007
Get the arseclart mug.A time of week, originating from mathematicians in the northern town of Sheffield, when all pens must be dropped, all PC's powered down and the weekend must kick in.
friday @ 5 must be accompanied by beer drinking, music playing, bar snack munching and general chat about anything but work.
Acceptable topics of conversation include movies, art, sport, music, politics, travel, family, science, literature, food & drink, etc..
friday @ 5 must be accompanied by beer drinking, music playing, bar snack munching and general chat about anything but work.
Acceptable topics of conversation include movies, art, sport, music, politics, travel, family, science, literature, food & drink, etc..
by Jamie Douglas February 24, 2007
Get the friday @ 5 mug.In the United Kingdom, North of Birmingham. It's where the greatest people on Earth live.
Great northern people include Geoffrey Boycott, Sean Bean.
Great northern cities include Sheffield, Leeds, Sunderland, Manchester and Liverpool.
Great inventions in the north include Trains, TV's, Banapkins and Pie.
It is a well established fact that the north finished on the winning side of every war ever fought, including the alamo and Pearl Harbour.
The tell tales signs that you're in the north are gravy, bitter, violence, streets paved with gold and battered housewives.
Great northern people include Geoffrey Boycott, Sean Bean.
Great northern cities include Sheffield, Leeds, Sunderland, Manchester and Liverpool.
Great inventions in the north include Trains, TV's, Banapkins and Pie.
It is a well established fact that the north finished on the winning side of every war ever fought, including the alamo and Pearl Harbour.
The tell tales signs that you're in the north are gravy, bitter, violence, streets paved with gold and battered housewives.
Ooh Daddy, please can we move up to Sunderland, so at least my kids have a chance of being Northern!
by Jamie Douglas January 30, 2007
Get the northern mug.1. A bloke who racks up a number of notches on his bedpost by picking up rough looking birds in nightclubs on student nights. (Vampire because he preys on girls out at night, slayer because he 'slays' them with his mighty weapon).
2. Someone who kills vampires.
2. Someone who kills vampires.
Eddy: "Cor blimey, Dan brought another girl home from the student night!"
James: "I know, he's a real vampire slayer!"
James Woods, Kristy Swanson and Van Helsing all killed vampires, making them vampire slayers
James: "I know, he's a real vampire slayer!"
James Woods, Kristy Swanson and Van Helsing all killed vampires, making them vampire slayers
by Jamie Douglas January 21, 2007
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