Jamie's definitions

techtarded

Of or relating to a person or situation which is technologically 'challenged'.

You don't have an iPod yet? That's kinda techdarded.

by Jamie May 13, 2005

numbreck

a group from which lee mccormick is a member of. He is renouned for being able to fit an entire salt and vinegar plringles tube up his arse which he totally could do if david harpour would take his arm out of lees shit encrusted rim. Davy loves the cock!

Lee is a shit encrusted asswipe of a gay fuck.

by Jamie December 28, 2004

cocksucking whore

so is mike

mike is a cocksucking whore

by jamie February 13, 2004

Bushy

To do something stupid or without thought like George W Bush.

Sticking your hand on that hot flame was just bushy.

by Jamie October 28, 2004

cum blanket

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.

Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!

by jamie March 4, 2003

cheese whistle

a whistle made from cheese

hey greg can you pass me the cheese whistle?

by jamie March 17, 2004

Barstool

A particularly unpleasant person who your don't wont to swear at.

You complete and utter barstool.

by Jamie April 3, 2004