Jamie's definitions

techtarded

Of or relating to a person or situation which is technologically 'challenged'.

You don't have an iPod yet? That's kinda techdarded.

by Jamie May 13, 2005

Haymer

One who is determined to have sex with oneself.

James didn't care that the schoolgirls were watching, he flogged the dolphin right there in the middle of the church.

by Jamie December 21, 2004

beanage

Related to "cool beans" beanage is a word for something pretty darn cool.

"Yo mama is beanage my friend"

by Jamie December 22, 2004

Bom Bowe

A giant man born from the sperm of a hippo implanted into Billy Crystal

Jesus that guys got a head the size of bom bowe's balls

by Jamie December 22, 2004

scat queen

a gay man that loves to be shit upon

Bobby is a scat queen from way back. He loves when I shit on his chest.

by Jamie December 23, 2004

numbreck

a group from which lee mccormick is a member of. He is renouned for being able to fit an entire salt and vinegar plringles tube up his arse which he totally could do if david harpour would take his arm out of lees shit encrusted rim. Davy loves the cock!

Lee is a shit encrusted asswipe of a gay fuck.

by Jamie December 28, 2004

baggler

the fries that escape from their containers only to find themselves stuck in the bottom of the bag. This is why it is in your best intrest to be the keeper of the bag.

Aye! Get away from my bag! I want the damn bagglers!

by Jamie January 2, 2005