Jamie's definitions

desperate

when you have to pee so bad, you're about to wet your pants

she was so desperate that she begged the teacher if she could go to the ladies room even though he said no already

by Jamie March 14, 2005

Slice

To make out with or desire to make out with.

"Oh my gosh, what a fox! I soo want to slice him!" or "He's soo slicing!"

by Jamie June 24, 2004

Haymer

One who is determined to have sex with oneself.

James didn't care that the schoolgirls were watching, he flogged the dolphin right there in the middle of the church.

by Jamie December 21, 2004

web site

a place where useless information is compiled like this one, in hope that you will somehow get sucked into the oblivion (either by accident or searching yourself into it) that is the world wide web

my web site uses esp and mind control to make sad fuckers that stumble upon it enjoy gopher porn! www.dfd3843eeadlkd0934.ca.tv.org.net.com

by Jamie July 24, 2003

Qwoop

Qwoop is a funky way to back up sumthing with excitement. Alternatively it can also mean 'wow' or 'wooo'.

My friend discovered this wonderful word on sum message board

I'm goin to *sumwhere nice*. Qwoop!
I'm going out with that nice guy/girl! Qwoop

by Jamie April 2, 2004

scrub piece

A word that defines someone who is worthless and no good at what they do. Their life is one big shit hole.

The man got aids from a obese prostitute and thought he was cool, what a scrub piece.

Johnny slipped a girl a roofie and didnt get ass, what a scrub piece.

by Jamie June 17, 2006

fade

verb.
To ignore or reject someone.

Why are you trying to fade me?

by Jamie August 13, 2004