otterfuck

a person who fucks otters; an incredibly stupid, annoying person
'oh man, you're such an otterfuck.'
by Jamie December 03, 2003
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charva

Primarily originated in the NE of England esp. Newcastle, the charva occupies the bottom rung of the social ladder, characterised by a love of garish sportswear, cheap jewelry and Dyson hoovers. Houses chacracterized by wallpaper stripey on top, flowery on bottom, separated by dado rail, with a ceiling fan. Toon Army wallpaper in bedroom. Tasteless but expensive sofa, widescreen TV and DVD on 20 year credit. Citrus coloured toaster and kettle. Holiday in Tenerife. Profoundly inarticulate.
How pet, there`s two charvas in the back lane. Fetch us me gun, will yu?
by Jamie April 13, 2003
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numbreck

a group from which lee mccormick is a member of. He is renouned for being able to fit an entire salt and vinegar plringles tube up his arse which he totally could do if david harpour would take his arm out of lees shit encrusted rim. Davy loves the cock!
Lee is a shit encrusted asswipe of a gay fuck.
by Jamie December 28, 2004
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spo0n

by jamie August 20, 2003
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hoo

Its the term refered to someone who thinks they are real bad ass. It is the sound that would come through their mouth if sound were to be moving through it. Their so bad ass they have that bad ass expression on their face, of "hoo".
Wow that cop is so hoo. I dont want to have to deal with him.
by jamie August 12, 2003
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cum blanket

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.
Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!
by jamie March 04, 2003
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Karly Breeze

Unique creature from the ocean known as a distant relative to the clam.Come in orange colour shell.
Id like to order a side oof Karly Breezes with my bread please.
by Jamie June 24, 2004
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