Jamie's definitions

Jaypee

Jaypee is the best person in the world, he has the biggest jizzer goin.
all the girls luv meeeeeee

Oh My god jaypee is propa nice and hes well popular

by Jamie March 16, 2005

web site

a place where useless information is compiled like this one, in hope that you will somehow get sucked into the oblivion (either by accident or searching yourself into it) that is the world wide web

my web site uses esp and mind control to make sad fuckers that stumble upon it enjoy gopher porn! www.dfd3843eeadlkd0934.ca.tv.org.net.com

by Jamie July 24, 2003

Haymer

One who is determined to have sex with oneself.

James didn't care that the schoolgirls were watching, he flogged the dolphin right there in the middle of the church.

by Jamie December 21, 2004

desperate

when you have to pee so bad, you're about to wet your pants

she was so desperate that she begged the teacher if she could go to the ladies room even though he said no already

by Jamie March 14, 2005

arthmail

really awsome dude from blizzard battle.net probably the best player. Even if he isnt hed pwn u anyway

omg arthmail is so sexy

by jamie November 13, 2004

Shep

Singular of sheep. Very dangerous when corned and good at running infront of cars in Devon.

What's that shep doing in the middle of the road? Wonder if I can hit it....

by Jamie April 4, 2004

ovate

A verb meaning to clap and cheer prividing ovation of course.

Stop stop, don't ovate...it's not over!

by Jamie May 27, 2004