Jamie's definitions

froozled

very very high or drunk or dieing

the cop was very froozled.

i was froozled 5 times this week

by jamie May 13, 2005

charva

Primarily originated in the NE of England esp. Newcastle, the charva occupies the bottom rung of the social ladder, characterised by a love of garish sportswear, cheap jewelry and Dyson hoovers. Houses chacracterized by wallpaper stripey on top, flowery on bottom, separated by dado rail, with a ceiling fan. Toon Army wallpaper in bedroom. Tasteless but expensive sofa, widescreen TV and DVD on 20 year credit. Citrus coloured toaster and kettle. Holiday in Tenerife. Profoundly inarticulate.

How pet, there`s two charvas in the back lane. Fetch us me gun, will yu?

by Jamie April 13, 2003

alien vs predator 2

An awesome pc game, great online.

You look real tired man.

I know, i was up all night playing avp2.

by Jamie October 28, 2004

springer reject

1. somebody who is so visually/mentally heinous that even the godfather of fucked-up wouldn't let them on his show.

'what a springer reject.'

by Jamie December 2, 2003

mortician

A band that commits sonic mayhem... a brutal death metal band that is known for its drum machine, downtuned guitars and gutteral vocals, also known for using soundclips from horror movies.

The songs Zombie Apocalypse and Slaughterhouse are my favorite from the album: "Zombie Apocalypse"

by Jamie June 23, 2004

FruitFli

An attractive woman who chooses to share her time with gay men. Sometimes mistaken for a faghag.

Margaret Cho, Bette Midler, Joan Rivers, Elizabeth Taylor

by Jamie April 18, 2004

N15

A vehicle designation bestowed only apon creations of exceptional qualities

when used with a human name denotes low self esteem because they are trying to leech of the vehicles reputation

the N15 pulsar roxors teh big one

what the hell were you thinking - you were like mickN15

by Jamie March 11, 2005