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iron maiden

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iron maiden. quite simply the greatest most talented band ever to put music to a record.
Likely to be seen wearing tight lycra pants (even a wwf wrestler wud say 'now they are gay') whilst throwing off rock star shapes not seen since your uncle got up dancin 2 thin lizzy at a wedding reception. A lead singer with an operatic voice reminisant of an air raid syren thats just been kicked in the bollocks(he really can sing high!) whilst showing off his 3rd leg concealed in his lycra pants. Add a mental drummer that even animal from the muppets is like' that guys got a screw loose' a bassist who is more like a lead guitarist and the best trio of guitarists to ever write a riff. You have iron maiden been going twenty odd years and my god they still run around on stage like a buch of townies high on pcp and mcdonalds strawberry milkshake. for more info on maiden see the words 'genius' 'legend'
man 1. 'Hello do u like Iron Maiden'

man 2 (Pauses.....then air guitars the riff to the trooper....nuff said
by jamie July 30, 2004
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Karly Breeze

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Unique creature from the ocean known as a distant relative to the clam.Come in orange colour shell.
Id like to order a side oof Karly Breezes with my bread please.
by Jamie June 24, 2004
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Slice

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To make out with or desire to make out with.
"Oh my gosh, what a fox! I soo want to slice him!" or "He's soo slicing!"
by Jamie June 24, 2004
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mortician

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A band that commits sonic mayhem... a brutal death metal band that is known for its drum machine, downtuned guitars and gutteral vocals, also known for using soundclips from horror movies.
The songs Zombie Apocalypse and Slaughterhouse are my favorite from the album: "Zombie Apocalypse"
by Jamie June 23, 2004
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Anyone or thing that is extremely attractive or cool.
"He was so hot... what a fox!"
by Jamie June 21, 2004
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glarf

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by Jamie June 4, 2004
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pifful

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a man having excessive body hair
that man has pifful
by Jamie June 2, 2004
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