Jamie's definitions

shelving

alternate way of taking drugs by inserting them into the anus

hey ben, i'm going to swallow one pill and shelf the other one

by Jamie November 29, 2003

Doggo

A HeCkA CoOl SeXi fReShMeN tHaT gIrLs CaNt KeEp ThEiR hAnDs OfF of!...

What a sexi loser thAT Doggo kid is.

by jamie November 14, 2004

Woofer

An unnatractive female.

Don't fancy yours much!! What a fu***in Woofer!!

by Jamie September 12, 2002

keithau

when a man places his toung on another mans scrotum and moves down towards his anus where the other man proceeds to break wind.

Whoa I got a Keith Au from robert last night.

by Jamie January 13, 2003

swamp thing

edwin torres attempted to clean out the campus pond and ended up sinking waiste deep into toxic waiste. From there emergency back up was called and eddie was stripped and hosed down for everyone, (freshman tours included) to see. He survived.

edwin is the swamp thing

by jamie October 7, 2004

glarf

a dumb fuck

your such a glarf

by Jamie June 4, 2004

jookafied

tired, exhausted from rigorous activity

After the bball game, Jorge was jookafied

by Jamie August 12, 2003