Jamie's definitions

Moofo

a fat motherfucker who won't shut the hell up.

"I hate that Moofo! She think she so cool when all she does is just take up space!"

by Jamie April 24, 2005

numbreck

a group from which lee mccormick is a member of. He is renouned for being able to fit an entire salt and vinegar plringles tube up his arse which he totally could do if david harpour would take his arm out of lees shit encrusted rim. Davy loves the cock!

Lee is a shit encrusted asswipe of a gay fuck.

by Jamie December 28, 2004

Leapin' Lesbians

A term used by someone to convey excitement or shock.

Leapin' Lesbians that some hot thai food!!!

by Jamie October 28, 2004

crack monkey

1.a monkey who is addicted to crack
or
2.to express ones hate for another person

1. hey kids, this monkey is addicted to crack
2. man your a crack monkey

by jamie April 14, 2006

N15

A vehicle designation bestowed only apon creations of exceptional qualities

when used with a human name denotes low self esteem because they are trying to leech of the vehicles reputation

the N15 pulsar roxors teh big one

what the hell were you thinking - you were like mickN15

by Jamie March 11, 2005

wran

scupper toerag skank

hey baz, you're a bit of a wran's man aren't you

by Jamie November 29, 2003

bawbag

Glasgow, Scotland origin, derogitary name given to one who is annoying, useless or just plain stupid. To compare one with such an ugly part of the male anatomy should be insult enough...

"Look you fuckin' bawbag, you are about as useful as a tit with no nipple."

by Jamie August 12, 2003