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Definitions by James Werdsbond

Definition 1: A half a man with a half a finger. Someone who played for the CBA, got nowhere and now he sells toilets for a living.

*A half a finger deserves a half a word, so the word "fin-ger" is now just "fin".
Dan: Hey Tony, what happened to your finger? Was it chopped off by a snapping pussy?

Tony: Yea, probably. That's not the only thing I lost in there!

Dan: Awe..., cry me a river :(
Fin by James Werdsbond July 12, 2011
The word "hello", only with the letter "N" as the prefix. When you say it out loud, it sounds you're dragging out the word with overwhelming laziness.
Dan: "Hey Julie, what's up? How's everything? Good to see you!"

Julie: "N'hello..."

The end.
N'hello by James Werdsbond June 22, 2011

wassamarayou 

An Italian way of saying "What's the matter with you?"
Hey paisan, you taka your bum friend and get outta my housa! Wassamarayou?

cockbred 

A straight guy who is raised by two gay parents and then later himself turns gay.
Yo Oscar, check out this fuckin' cockbred sunovabitch ova there! Poor guy can't get a girl to stay at his crib 'coz his dads are always pluggin' it in the other room...
cockbred by James Werdsbond December 25, 2010
This term refers to a place of business where management is crooked.

*A business which doesn't value its employees.
Yo Jay, I got a new gig at this place doing IT.

Oh, werd? Congrats! Make sure they ain't Cravath my dude...
Cravath by James Werdsbond December 4, 2010

Breuklen 

Whe Breuklen at?
Breuklen by James Werdsbond July 15, 2010
A person who goes to a store and asks for a discount on an already discounted item
Yo Vlad, you see that "Patel" over there? Give him that 2% discount and call it a day.
Patel by James Werdsbond July 15, 2010