James Werdsbond's definitions

Fin

Definition 1: A half a man with a half a finger. Someone who played for the CBA, got nowhere and now he sells toilets for a living.

*A half a finger deserves a half a word, so the word "fin-ger" is now just "fin".

Dan: Hey Tony, what happened to your finger? Was it chopped off by a snapping pussy?

Tony: Yea, probably. That's not the only thing I lost in there!

Dan: Awe..., cry me a river :(

by James Werdsbond July 12, 2011

N'hello

The word "hello", only with the letter "N" as the prefix. When you say it out loud, it sounds you're dragging out the word with overwhelming laziness.

Dan: "Hey Julie, what's up? How's everything? Good to see you!"

Julie: "N'hello..."

The end.

by James Werdsbond June 22, 2011

wassamarayou

An Italian way of saying "What's the matter with you?"

Hey paisan, you taka your bum friend and get outta my housa! Wassamarayou?

by James Werdsbond May 19, 2011

cockbred

A straight guy who is raised by two gay parents and then later himself turns gay.

Yo Oscar, check out this fuckin' cockbred sunovabitch ova there! Poor guy can't get a girl to stay at his crib 'coz his dads are always pluggin' it in the other room...

by James Werdsbond December 25, 2010

Cravath

This term refers to a place of business where management is crooked.

*A business which doesn't value its employees.

Yo Jay, I got a new gig at this place doing IT.

Oh, werd? Congrats! Make sure they ain't Cravath my dude...

by James Werdsbond December 4, 2010

Breuklen

Variant spelling of "Brooklyn"

Whe Breuklen at?

by James Werdsbond July 15, 2010

Patel

A person who goes to a store and asks for a discount on an already discounted item

Yo Vlad, you see that "Patel" over there? Give him that 2% discount and call it a day.

by James Werdsbond July 15, 2010