Definitions by James Hoffa Lincoln

Job-nut 

Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser

Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?

Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.

Job-nut by James Hoffa Lincoln October 25, 2017

Acute Liberalism 

N. A malignant and inoperable condition characterized by the assumption that people are incapable of regulating their own productivity as well as demonstrating compassion for others; symptoms include latent cynicism, nauseating self-regard, and the utterly bogus, albeit throughly hypocritical, pretense that the afflicted are simply trying to "help others."

Oscar: Boy, that professor is a real PC Gestapo, eh?
Rob: Shit, yeah. Just another sign that rampant Acute Liberalism has taken hold of this place like a bad case of the clap.

See also wingnut, moonbat, closet fascist

Acute Liberalism by James Hoffa Lincoln June 17, 2016

beafsteak 

(n.) a type of fart whose name is derived from its olfactory resemblance to thousand-year-old meat

Carmichael: Jesus. What happened in here??
Verabund: You know. Milner laid another one of his beafsteaks. They'll be fumigating this barn till next Easter, at best.

beafsteak by James Hoffa Lincoln June 2, 2015

beemer complex 

Noun. A condition inherent to drivers of BMW automobiles, causing them to overtake the fast lane of any road, and often in a belligerent, arrogant, pushy and assholish manner.

The moment he sat behind the wheel of the E21, Davenport began to feel the onset of what several Behaviorists have dubbed 'beemer complex.'

beemer complex by James Hoffa Lincoln October 9, 2014

post-optimist 

(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight

Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.

post-optimist by James Hoffa Lincoln November 30, 2013

Harlem Flu

n. Any of a series of correlative symptoms common to the morning after a superlative cocaine binge

Bill Wallace: Did Maurizio make it in today?
Dean Amsterdam: Nah... he shit the bed. Apparently a case of the 'Harlem Flu' winking if ya know what I mean....

Harlem Flu by James Hoffa Lincoln May 11, 2012