James Cox's definitions

wash the funk off my junk

1. The washing of one's genitals in the shower after having sex in order to cleanse them of the residual body fluids

2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.

She: Hon, you wanna make love?

He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.

by James Cox March 10, 2007

buffalo cum

Road construction term: The white petroleum based release agent applied to the steel forms for concrete curbing etc. to prevent the forms from adhering to the curing concrete when they are removed.

You better spray some of that buffalo cum on the forms or you'll never get them off without fucking up the curbing.

by James Cox March 20, 2007

frybread

Frybread (also spelled fry bread) is a Native American food, found throughout the United States. Frybread is a flat dough fried or deep-fried in oil, shortening, or lard. The dough is generally leavened by yeast or baking powder. Frybread was created in the 1800s, when Native Americans were forced onto reservations and given rations of flour and lard by the government. Native Americans did what they could, and fried bread in lard.

Would you go get us some frybread from the vendor before Grande Entry begins?

by James Cox March 20, 2007

trading fours

A jazz music term, indicating a pattern in which two solo instruments alternately play 4 measures each.

Engaging in senseless or pointless argument.

"You better move now little darlin' or you'll be
trading fours with the Jack of Speed" . . .
Steely Dan's 'Jack of Speed' from Two Against Nature, 2000

by James Cox November 4, 2006

closet christian

A follower of the person of Jesus Christ who chooses to follow the His teachings but does not feel compelled (or fears) to share or propogate his personal faith among others.

That dude lives the life but he don't say nothin'...he must be a closet Christian.

by James Cox November 12, 2006

shingleberries

The aggregate particles composing the top layer of fiberglass/asphalt shingles used for pitched roofing, which eventually detach and end up in the rain gutters.

When I cleaned out my rain gutters last weekend they were were full of wet leaves and shingleberries. It was a mess!

by James Cox December 10, 2006

roving bug

A cell phone, when serving as a positioning locator or an eavesdropping device by a government agency, whether turned on or off. It is rendered ineffective only if the battery is removed.

Watch what you say when you have your cell phone on you. It's just a roving bug - Big Brother might be listening!

by James Cox July 25, 2007