just joshing with ya julie

its slang for just kidding. it is also an insult to someone who is butch

Just joshin with ya julie

by james April 28, 2004

Foot job

Masturbation by someones foot

He painted her toenails cream

by James March 10, 2003

firebird

As well as being a car, the Firebird is also a range of guitars made by Gibson in the 1960s. They are typically found in dark natural finish (although others are available) with an instantly recognisable angular body shape similar to the Explorer but much more rounded. Weird lookers but quite popular; their miini-humbucker pickups give off a tone which has the usual sustain but a far more trebly, brittle tone. Artists who have favoured the 'Bird include Cream and Lynyrd Skynyrd.

More well known is the FB's bass equivalent, the Thunderbird, played at some point by just about any big-name rock bassist you care to mention: John Entwistle, Peter Hook, Nikki Sixx, Nicky Wire, etc.

The Firebird V has less modifications than the Firebird VII

by james July 15, 2004

altered beast

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner

innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH

by james August 06, 2004

Pre cum

The clear fluid that comes out of the penis during foreplay. To make sex more comfortable. Sort of lubricant

She was rubbing his crotch and stroking his balls, while he was sucking her nipples, he produced pre cum

by James March 10, 2003

Rollover

Waking the next morning with in a drunken stupor similar to the one had the night before.

I woke up with such a rollover, I couldn't drive!

by James November 18, 2004

The Pen Is Mightier

1) "-than the sword"--A phrase meant to imply the superiority of words over violence.
2) A machine for penis enlargement, as alluded to in an episode of celebrity jeopardy, on Saturday Night Live.

1) Well, you know, John, the pen is mightier, as they say!
2) I'll take the penis mightier for five hundred! ... Call it what you want, Trebek, but does it work? Will it really mighty my penis?

by James January 29, 2004