i before e

....except for words that have the pronouncation "ay" in them.

weigh, neighbor etc.

by James November 18, 2003

Wesley Clark

The 44th and next President of the United States.

Jeb and his Florida cronies won't be able to rig the election results this time around. ;)

bye bye dubya....

to be inaugaurated as 44th President of the United States, Jan.20,2005.

by James November 20, 2003

Halford

the best metal singer ever!!!!!!

if you smell leather and a motor roarrrrrsss .........the sinner is near

by james December 09, 2003

one minute man

a guy that cums within or soon after one minute.

Tyler isn't a one minute man; he can go all night!
Ralph is a one minute man; he blew his load before I could tell we were even having sex.

by James October 04, 2003

bap boy

a man with large mamary glands, usually assosiated obiesity, has larger than average breasts.

jay is a bap boy. that guy is a bap boy.

by james May 13, 2005

stocker

Used at drag tracks mostly, Describes a car that looks "stock" (no moddifications done to the car, very plain, normal looking.) But is VERY fast.

a stock looking chevelle goes down the track and runs 195mph@9 secs

"WOW, That car is a stocker"
"Its a stocker"

by James May 13, 2005

Reamer

An individual who derives sexual pleasure from either fisting or inserting objects into the arses of others, or himself.

Also, Reaming, to ream.

Mike selected the most brutal implement from the kitchen drawer, a spiked meat tenderiser, and proceeded to ream Andy mercilessly with it

by James February 03, 2004