James's definitions

tender hamilton

an unspeakably involved and nasty sex act, on par with the rusty trombone and the dirty sanchez

i couldn't give an example if i wanted to ... it is really that upsetting.

by james July 1, 2003

custom

the reason for owning a truck

had to give my bodydropped silverado a chop top for that radical custom look

by james August 12, 2004

Monsieur Douche

A french canadian employeed in the information + technology industry.

"Yeah I would have got that raise but Monsieur Douche fucked me"

by James March 19, 2004

queerbashing

the beating up of males known to be homosexual.

Lee Blackburn of Fleetwood, England, got Twatted because he was considered a puff.

by James May 1, 2003

what the crap

what big game james says

what the crap? since when was lithuania a state?

by james October 25, 2004

Dirty thirty

An individual approaching the age of thirty, nonetheless in denunciation of the aging process and notwithstanding, insists on lying about their mounting years simply by acting the part. Sometimes called teenial. The denial of the teen years long gone by.

Big Gay Billy is so ‘dirty thirty’, even shopping at the Gap won’t help his plight. Being thirty is really dirty.

by James March 18, 2004

Femdom

Woman dominator in S&M

His Femdom whipped him hard

by James March 10, 2003