Jake 's definitions

funkateer

The worlds most bangin thugs. Made up of Jake-Money, James-Money, Pete-Money, Ralph-Money,Murf-Money, Kevin-Money, Bill-Money, and Mark-Money.

"Yo, i heard th Funkateers are gonna be reppin' tonight!"
"Word?!?!"
"Straight up!!!"

by jake September 16, 2004

Jokers Card

the joker cards something you juggahos will never understand

after all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all

by jake January 20, 2004

yodan

Means "hi" a greeting. Used mostly by wiggas

Yodan, Hez.
Shut up Nick you're not black

by Jake November 10, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

a situation where a part of your clothing comes off, exposing one of your naughty bits

During SuperBowl halftime, Justin attempted to rip Janet's top off but only tore off the right side thus exposing one boob instead of both.

by Jake February 3, 2004

navalstench

the odor that develops from ones belly button when not cleaned properly.

by Jake November 8, 2003

hippy

a nappy ass person who smells like ass and weed

dan hendrickson is a dam hippy he should take a shower

by jake January 15, 2004

gooch broom

To smell like a hot swety gooch.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.

todd smells like a gooch broom
shane just made you his gooch broom

by jake April 17, 2004