Jake 's definitions

Prankster

same thing as a storybook gangtser, studio gangster or a buster

dr dre is a prankster

by jake December 8, 2003

tree tree

the most wonderful female in the world...

i love my tree tree more than words can describe

by jake December 9, 2003

Furby

A girl's sex organs, primarily the exterior.

Why is Furby eating a paper towel?

by Jake December 9, 2003

Flying Horseshit Conversation

The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.

We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."

by Jake December 9, 2003

used

A Good Punk Band produced by John Feldmann.

The Used kick ass

by Jake December 12, 2003

scrubba

A dirty monkey that likes to diddle with little boys weewees. He likes to climb trees in Africa and find monkey droppings, and eat them. He is gay, and has mated with over 10,038 homosexual animals, including humans, dogs, cats, mosquitos, bacteria, elephants, blue whales, and the rare Martinius Klingonius. Scrubbas usually have an exceptionally large afro, and they seldom shower. Scrubbas do not hit puberty until their late fifties, so most Scrubba will never live to hit puberty. The Scrubba can take extraordinarily large amounts of pain and suffering, as he is constantly attacked by the larger predators such as Jacobius Dumbassius, and Hockius Playerius. If you wish to capture a wild Scrubba, do not shower for a month, as clean smells scare it away, and bring some Yu-Gi-Oh cards or Pokemon games along, and it will surely join you. If you feel a finger diddling your anus or penis while you are sleeping, do not fret, the Scrubba is just expressing his love for you.

A dirty little monkey.

by Jake December 18, 2003

freestyle

To make up a rap as you go. Could be a battle, a poem, or just a rap.

I sit here spittin weird on this teen geared urban dictionary/
hopin the votes of my definition hit high notes like a canary/
So don't lose your skill and become sick and senile/
And as long as it ain't prewritten its kickin a freestyle/

By Me three seconds ago

by Jake December 19, 2003