harch

eating an excessive amount of food

"I need to harch the fuck out of it."

by Jake January 6, 2005

Shyan Jannise

shes one rad girl, shes the best mexican ever...shes so cool...shes a true balla.

by Jake July 17, 2003

Halo

Best game in the history of mankind, with nearly perfect graphics, nearly perfect music, perfect sound effects, kind of a crappy second half in campaign mode but the first half was great, interiors are a tad repetitive and no bots but except for that, kicks ass. 9.99999999/10. 'Nuff said.

Uh....Halo I guess?

by Jake May 6, 2004

furk

someone who says they're not gay, but every time they wrestle with men, they try to get some nut feels

Alex is at it again, will his furkness ever end?

by Jake May 8, 2003

blackie

a pretty-typical name given to a black cat

We got a cat from the pound; she's black, so we named her Blackie just like all of the other black cats that we've had. Couldn't very well call her "Whitey", could we ?!

by Jake February 20, 2004

flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 6, 2004

half-mass

when full bonerage has not yet taken place

Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass!

by jake January 17, 2005