cow

1. a slothful woman
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)

1. she's a cow, she lies around on the couch all the time and eats, watching TV

2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats

3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.

by Jake February 20, 2004

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Stockyards

The area in western Toronto, along St. Clair Avenue, where the stockyards were along the railroad for over 150 years. Finest features now are a Rona-Lansing, a Canadian Tire, and an open-24-hours HOME Depot with the very hottest chicks in Toronto on staff

Its 3:30 a.m. and I'm horny, gonna go down to the Stockyards and load up with drywall while I scope the finest breasts & thighs in the construction industry in Toronto

by Jake March 9, 2004

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do it

To have sexual intercourse.

Anyone over the age of 11 who refers to sex as "doing it" should be throttled.

"So did you do it?"

"You mean have sex? Yes"

by Jake February 9, 2005

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spiritual

A newer word used mostly on the internet to define someones religion. However, because some christians do not believe in religion, they view their personal relationship with Jesus Christ as spiritual.

Religion reminds me of a practice. I'd rather be more spiritual than a robot following the commands of Catholicism.

by Jake May 5, 2005

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fat

one who enjoys cookies, chips, cake, and cholesteral sticks. fat people don't like exercise and they sweat after they walk from the pantry to the refrigerator.

i hear there's a sale at buskin

by jake January 19, 2005

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