Jake 's definitions

ass load

More than a shitload, but less then a butt load

I have an ass load of work to do.
At least it ain't a butt load!

by Jake October 27, 2003

blacktops

Sparks plus. 7.0% ALC/VOL instead of 6.0% or 6.6%. Obvious because of their black tops instead of the normal orange.

The greatest drink ever, crack in can.

Damn they only have that nasty Tilt crap here, let's drive down the road to 7-11 and see if they have any blacktops.

by Jake June 18, 2006

shaved beaver

refers to a woman who has shaved her pubic area (her beaver)

I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.

by Jake February 3, 2004

sicko

A person that has mental problems. A person that is sick or has a polluted mind.

Dude THAT guy is a sickoo. He just makes mom jokes all the time trying to be cool in front of his friends. =O

by Jake April 22, 2005

breakfast in bed

a swallowed blowjob from a morning glory

I gave her breakfast in bed at 4 a.m.

by Jake February 28, 2004

john lennon

John Lennon was the main member of the beatles and co-wrote many of the greatest songs of the centrury with Paul MacCartney. During the 50s, he mainly wrote of love, but as the 60s wore on, he became an LSD junkie with the other Bealtes. After that, most of his songs were about drugs, "seeing beyond your stuff" and sublimal messages about how stupid the government is. After his murder in 1980, he's now revered as a musical God.

"John Lennon's voice was amazing in the song A Day in the life"

by Jake May 13, 2005

alien masterbation

sticking a dry finger in an ear.

She alien masterbated her boyfriend.

by jake March 5, 2005