My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!
by Jake August 10, 2004
male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.
She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.
by Jake March 23, 2004
This word/phrase was formed as a sort of joke but really seems to have more meening.
A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.
It's sad and moronic.
A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.
It's sad and moronic.
"Look at how sad he just got. He's just going to make a Toiletpaper Noose."
or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"
or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"
by Jake June 17, 2004
the coolest group of people ever!! they rock. invented in 2003 to replace "posse" and can't be spelled without a y, e, a, f, r, j, n, k, b, n, d, c, or o. we represent da AHA, da 610 to da 215 and da 856. yeah!!!!!!!
Yeaferjenkembab and co is officially the shiznit
by Jake June 27, 2004
by Jake January 22, 2005
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, cucumbers.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
by jake November 30, 2004