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The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.
Gave that ho a clown face!
by Jake May 21, 2004
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The act of swinging person A's erection around in a circle, repeatedly smacking person B in the face.
Little Jonny stole two cokies from the jar before dinner, honey. I had no other choice than to give him the helicopter. It's the only way he listens.
by Jake March 5, 2005
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scummy, dirty, filthy, anythign that has to do with not being clean
hes as dirty as roli
by Jake September 27, 2004
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the numero uno kiss with a new woman, usually la creme de la creme, the best that there is
My first kiss with Nancii was so great that I darn near fainted; after that, I couldn't get her out of my mind even a year after we split.
by Jake March 1, 2004
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goin down to lick some poonani in the wrong direction and ending up with your nose in the starfish as she rips ass in your face.
Damn, i tried goin 69 on her and wound up catchin a whiff of a stinky jeri.
by Jake October 27, 2004
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vomitting into the toilet (usually with your arms wrapped around the bowl)
I drank so much at the party Saturday night that I spent dawn on Sunday morning talking on the great white telephone.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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