629 definition by Jake

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I think Julie meant "hoovered" as in vacuum-clean-er'd as in sucked-out.

The lazy trollop's contraceptive.
She got pregnmant by accident so got herself Hoover'd to make room for the next accident.
by Jake March 11, 2004

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where two males, do doggy style in the bed, while shaking the bed violently.
Austin, i heard u were rocking the cradle with ur dad last night
by jake August 06, 2004

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Ultra Super Silent Reading
Yo Dave, you wanna go do some USSR?
by Jake April 21, 2005

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being ugly or otherwise unpleasant
"That fuckin' bitch is donk!"
by Jake January 06, 2005

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The act of which during sex the male inserts his cock in the bottom of the females cleavage and runs it through to the top where she then gives him oral sex.

Less technical : Stick da cock inbetween them titties to get that blow job!
Man I swear,if the woman aint got big tits theres no point for a grand canyon.
by Jake October 13, 2004

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Something every woman on the planet needs to do to their snatch if they expect any self respecting man to tongue it.Should start at about age 11 for the sake of cleanliness and be mandatory by age 16 for sex.
That bitch had one hairy ass cooter, someone otta buy her a razor so she can shave that bush before someone gets lost.If its good enough for the Arab women and the Muslim women, it shud be good enough for American chicks.Even trolls do it most times.
by Jake February 01, 2004

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the antichrist; visit www.bushisantichrist.com and see for yourself
"God spoke to me and told me to strike Saddam." -No, he didn't.
by Jake January 10, 2005

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