Jake's definitions

haggard

1. Busted ass or broken
2. a movie prduced/directed ny Bam

dude your car is so haggard!

by Jake May 13, 2005

nasche

to spill your drink in a way that makes it look like you pissed your pants

Aww shit, i nasched on my fuckin pants again.

by Jake May 8, 2003

gorg

short for the word gorgeous

wow check out that girl, shes fuckin gorg!

by jake July 12, 2004

He Ho

"he ho" is a slang word tpo describe nothing. It replaces words like "What?" or "YES!!" I can also be used with other words such as fing da ling to show disapointment

"So i just made a million bucks!"
"He ho?"
"yeah a million!"

by Jake February 2, 2005

puddy

slang word for puppy. used mainly by dani and her family!

"Puddy you're dumb!"
"look at the little puddy"

by Jake June 29, 2004

hoon

One who is only attracted to minorites.

Look at that hoon all over the black girl.

by Jake February 7, 2005

mufka

an abbreviation for "motherfucker" often used in drunken slurred speech

god i hate that mufka over there

by jake January 12, 2004