Jake's definitions

Homer Simpson

stupid like a fox

none needed

by jake November 13, 2003

hottie

n. A female who is deliciously sexy; Erotically and arousingly attractive. One who is able to make men burn with desire.

In two words.....Susie Novak

by Jake February 25, 2004

erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm

I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.

by Jake February 1, 2004

pooch

Another way to say dog. Simple as that.

"Hey pooch, wanna go for a WALK?!?!"

by Jake March 27, 2005

Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.

I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.

by Jake October 13, 2004

alien masterbation

sticking a dry finger in an ear.

She alien masterbated her boyfriend.

by jake March 5, 2005

Smoking the Sausage

When a person sucks a animals cock.

Laura smoked baily's sausage last night.

by jake August 6, 2004