Jake's definitions

fat

one who enjoys cookies, chips, cake, and cholesteral sticks. fat people don't like exercise and they sweat after they walk from the pantry to the refrigerator.

i hear there's a sale at buskin

by jake January 19, 2005

hot box

noun, railroading term for an end bearing on a axle which has become extremely hot due to lack of lubrication.

A hot box is often the cause of a derailment (the train coming off the tracks)

by Jake February 3, 2004

head

a person in charge; a director or leader.

hey! its the head of microsoft

by Jake January 1, 2004

womb knocker

(noun) a penis long enough to bang into the tip of the cervix regardless of the sex position used

Karen felt ecstatic, she had finally found a man who fucked her with a womb knocker.

by Jake January 10, 2004

v265

shit boxx phone it's a piece of shit

what that new phone you got blows anus

by jake April 24, 2005

Both Sides Now

refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.

the definition says it all

I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.

by Jake February 1, 2004

blubberfuck

(noun) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her vagina so's you can bearly get your "head" into it

Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a blubbderfuck to beat all blubberfucks. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?

by Jake January 12, 2004