blue sock

To have sex with someone in the anus so hard that a thin layer of their anus is left on your penis

Dude, I blue socked that bitch last night

by Jake February 03, 2005

ass load

More than a shitload, but less then a butt load

I have an ass load of work to do.
At least it ain't a butt load!

by Jake October 27, 2003

nekromonger

an ugly ass gurl that thinx she loox good..

avril lavigne is a fukin nekromonger

by jake August 19, 2004

blacktops

Sparks plus. 7.0% ALC/VOL instead of 6.0% or 6.6%. Obvious because of their black tops instead of the normal orange.

The greatest drink ever, crack in can.

Damn they only have that nasty Tilt crap here, let's drive down the road to 7-11 and see if they have any blacktops.

by Jake June 18, 2006

loan shark

A sad shark all by itself.

Awww, look at the lil' loan shark.

by Jake July 24, 2004

post

When added as a prefix to a genre of music, means "with the fun taken out"

I listen to "post-indiecore melodic screamo," nothing else

by Jake February 26, 2005

take it slow

what a woman sez she wants to do when she's reluctant to have sex with you. Same as go slow

On the second date she announced she wanted us to take it slow. Then I just KNEW that she was never going to fuck me.

by Jake February 28, 2004