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Definitions by Jake

missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.
She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.
missionary position by Jake March 23, 2004
talent & ability (Wm. Shatner)

a.k.a. tits & ass
She helped me with my 'homework', she has great t& a.
t& a by Jake March 21, 2004
when a man and a woman put their lips together and feel the most-wonderful bliss
from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.....

Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."
kiss by Jake March 20, 2004

well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"
"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."
well fuck me blue by Jake March 19, 2004

four finger fattie 

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet
That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.
four finger fattie by Jake March 17, 2004

cranberries 

very red nipples on particularly-white breasts
she could say "no" until I sucked her cranberries, then it was "yes, Yes ! YES !!!!"
cranberries by Jake March 16, 2004

fuckathon 

an event where a guy and a chick get it on repeatedly, as if they're never gonna stop
"How was your date?"
"Lasted all weekend, a real fuckathon.I was exhausted by Monday morning, glad to go to work."
fuckathon by Jake March 15, 2004