Jake's definitions

crap

Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.

(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!

by Jake March 31, 2005

hard wup

An expression by male/female beast. Means hard work. Only remmers from Workington can pronounce this correctly.

Man, that was hard wup!

by Jake February 3, 2004

pannis

(noun)a hanging pouch on a woman's abdomen.This occurs above the navel & below the breasts.Usually in the period following childbirth. Do not confuse with the erotic belly bulge

She's had 3 kids, its no wonder that she wears large shirts, hanging out, to hide her pannis

by Jake January 19, 2004

air drop

moving one's bowels when not sitting on the sit; usually done in public restrooms.

by Jake November 8, 2003

wanderin'

The effect of smoking marijuana; derived from the language Jag

" I was wanderin' all afternoon after I got out of class."

by Jake January 6, 2005

luggage loop

when a guy or someone with a penis, usually a homosexual, sticks his own penis into his asshole, creating a "loop with his luggage".

That gay guy showed me his luggage loop.

by Jake March 1, 2005

rogering

To have sexual (vaginal) intercourse with.

(if she comes, its "a good rogering")

David: "Lawd, Jimmy, see that babe with the 38D's and that micro-skirt...damn, she needs a good rogering with an uncut penis."

Jimmy: "David, I've already rogered her with my 6-1/2" dick!"

by Jake February 18, 2004