juliapotamus

proper noun:a large, no, VERY large woman who is a great friend but VERY enormous.Her camel toe is bigger than my runningshoe.Her breasts are 'way bigger than D-cup, my largest experience before her.
I can't let Juliapotamus lay or sit on me, that 319-pound hunk a burning love would CRUSH me ! I do her doggie style or she lies on her back with her leg up and I lie on my side and slip it into her. She has huge labia, a real slash.
by Jake January 10, 2004
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PMS

innate bitchiness of a woman between age 9 and age 56 just before her period
they call it PMS because the expression Mad Cow was already taken
by Jake March 04, 2004
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sboog

A crappy idea or plan that would never work.
"That's the stupidest sboog i have ever heard!
by jAkE February 09, 2005
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ghandi's revenge

Severe diarrhea caused by eating spicy food or stale Taco Bell food.
Aw MAN! I nearly died from Ghandi's Revenge because I had to wait two hours to finish eating my burrito.
by Jake March 05, 2003
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prong

(noun) penis, cock, whang
We're friends with benefits , she comes over once a week and sits on my prong while I finger her clit.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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Seizure

1.) Something that people have very often.

2.) A type of heart attack usually cause from mental disease or extreme laughing.

3.) When you go nuts and almost suicide.

4.) Some people\'s hobbies. Like Leo\'s.
Jake says: Look that DUDE he\\\'s having a seizure.
John says: Don\\\'t worry, that dude\\\'s seizure is his laughing.
Jake says: But look he died.
John says: Oh well, it happens...
by Jake April 26, 2005
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dick fuse

My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.

I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.
by Jake March 05, 2004
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