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assnozzle

Someone who produces thoughts that are similar to what comes out of their ass.
Listening to politicians speak convinces me that they're all a bunch of assnozzles.
by Jake March 12, 2005
mugGet the assnozzlemug.

babyboy

really cool. <3 him for life or be pwnt.
BB is the shit. Youll love him too.
by Jake December 17, 2004
mugGet the babyboymug.

magic wand

the Hitachi Magic Wand is a clitoral stimulation vibrator that plugs in (no batteries, good for the environment, and you won't run out of power at the critical moment !)Mentioned on "Sex in the City" and known as "The Cadillac of Vibrators", this is perhaps the world's most popular vibrator.Its strong vibration makes it an unfailing friend in masturbation, and its symmetrical shape makes it a natural for partnered, face-to-face fun.For women who are looking for their first orgasm, the electric vibrations will awaken a slumbering clitoris very effectively. The Wand provides strong, steady stimulation.It's a must for postmenopausal women who are beginning to lose interest in sex.Two speeds, spongy head (about the size of a tennis ball)
Size: 12" long, the head is 2 1/2" in diameter.
After a 12-hr shift she liked to crawl into a warm bed with her magic wand resting on her snatch.
by Jake February 26, 2004
mugGet the magic wandmug.

toppin' some g's

makin the $$$ aka: working
by jake August 18, 2004
mugGet the toppin' some g'smug.

Kung Foo

Kung Foo is the art of being able to kick PRIMORDIAL KAOS aka JASMIN WARD's ASS with a SPORK outside of a COFFEE SHOP while Almost getting arrested by cops and stealing a Road Cone while your at it! PWNED.
Me: I Know Kung Foo.
Jasmin: Whats Kung Foo?
Me: Last Night.
Me: Pwned.
by Jake June 25, 2004
mugGet the Kung Foomug.

windsor

A city in southwestern Ontario. aka Sin City, Ontario Known for it's unrivaled bar/club scene. Dozens of bars on a single strip all within minutes walking distance. Has the greatest number of strip clubs per capita of any city in the world. Legal "escort" services and late night massage parlors make this a popular party spot for many americans looking to party. Legal drinking age is 19.
We're going to downtown Windsor to get retarded.
by Jake March 2, 2004
mugGet the windsormug.

The Spocker

Also known as The Dominator I guess. It's like the shocker but with two in the stink.
Damn that brutha's brave, he's giving that nasty girl the spocker
by Jake August 2, 2004
mugGet the The Spockermug.

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