Attractive female who dresses like a mixture of a valley girl and a slut, but does not necessarilly put out. Very convenient to use in public while around an actual slut, assuming that the dumb slut cannot recognize the connection that is so obvious to the rest of us above normal retards. See yaa
by Jake March 18, 2005
(noun) a carry-bag that you keep by the door in case you have to evacuate from home on very short notice, or accompany someone to the hospital on an emergency basis
I keep a go bag handy, its got underwear and sox for 72 hours, a change of clothes, a sweater, gloves, all my essential medications, cash and coin, a phonecard, a flashlight and spare batteries, alkaline pack for my cellphone, photocopies of all my essential documents, a list of family phone numbers and emergency contacts, as well as water and dogfood, biscuits, her comfort toys, a blanket for her, and her meds.
by Jake January 19, 2004
by Jake January 11, 2005
Sara:"That Fred is an excellent clit licker".
Sara:"My friend Marge is a fantastic clit licker when she's not sucking cock."
Sara:"My friend Marge is a fantastic clit licker when she's not sucking cock."
by Jake March 25, 2004
by Jake November 09, 2003
by Jake March 06, 2004
This word/phrase was formed as a sort of joke but really seems to have more meening.
A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.
It's sad and moronic.
A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.
It's sad and moronic.
"Look at how sad he just got. He's just going to make a Toiletpaper Noose."
or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"
or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"
by Jake June 17, 2004