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triple donkey combo

a combination of donkey hits performed in an orderly fashion of donkey kick, donkey jab, and a donkey punch to complete the sequence. this must be performed in this exact order or the combo will not be successful. bonus if listening to "get low" while doing this (donkey anthem).
i took this slut home last night from the bar and she was being kinda bitchy when i was fucking her so i pulled a triple donkey combo to shutup her up.
by jake November 30, 2003
mugGet the triple donkey combomug.

tapped

(1) to gain access to something

(2) to have sexual relations with a female

(3) an untapped resource is a female who hasnt been with a man yet (a.k.a. a virgin) or a quiet girl with a lot of potential that not many people rate or notice
(1) We tapped the second keg of beer just before 9 pm.

(2) I tapped her on our second date.

(3) That new girl in my tutorial is an untapped resource, everyone thinks she's a nerd.....but I just know it can be tapped!
by Jake February 17, 2004
mugGet the tappedmug.

Bleeding Anus

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.
by jake June 10, 2004
mugGet the Bleeding Anusmug.

bogart

to refuse to share, especially as referring to mary jane.
Now that the RIAA is suin all us good customers, Ima have to be a bogart with my tunes.
by Jake September 22, 2003
mugGet the bogartmug.

mudbutt

Explosive diarrhea from "Chappelle's Show." First on the skit, "First black man to use white toilet"
"I had gone out to buy a roast beef sandwich from a boy who used to sell them up front. A little bit later, I could feel a bubblin'. Little did I know, that roast beef sandwich would change my life."
by Jake March 24, 2005
mugGet the mudbuttmug.

tattoo flash

Pictures of predesigned tattoos. Usually a sheet will be about 11x14 and have around 4-7 tats on it all conforming to a generic theme (knives, roses, hearts, etc...). Usually made to be put into notebooks and whatnot for people to pick from.
RandomGuy: I wanna get inked.

TattGuy: What d'ya want?

RandomGuy: I dunno, lemme take a look at your tattoo flash.

TattGuy: aight.
by Jake September 4, 2005
mugGet the tattoo flashmug.

funkateer

The worlds most bangin thugs. Made up of Jake-Money, James-Money, Pete-Money, Ralph-Money,Murf-Money, Kevin-Money, Bill-Money, and Mark-Money.
"Yo, i heard th Funkateers are gonna be reppin' tonight!"
"Word?!?!"
"Straight up!!!"
by jake September 16, 2004
mugGet the funkateermug.

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