JakE's definitions

lugged

getting drunk; derived from the language Jag

"Let's get lugged and go drive around!"

by Jake January 6, 2005

sand reggin

a person of Middle eastern descent that is hostile; derived from the language Jag.

"Quick George, the sand reggin is getting away!"

by Jake January 10, 2005

deffo

Kinda lame but useful and funny way of saying for sure or definately.
Also; fo deffs, def, deffy def, deffo McDefferson.

U comin tonite?
Deffo

by Jake May 8, 2005

troll

vertically-challenged person with accentuated body features

There was a troll down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The troll went to the doctor and told her about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and she would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
&g! t; "Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as she put her finger under the right testicle, she asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for her surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The troll was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the troll to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The troll was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The troll replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

by Jake February 18, 2004

Ugh Factor 5

5 - Not quite the worse thing you could do to society, but still you'd be better off dead because generally the only tolerable fashion style level is and ugh factor of 1-3.

You definantly need to get a new watch, that's like ugh factor 5 at least.

by jake April 1, 2005

cron diesel

A word used to describe anything that at any particular point in time needs to be givin' props.

"Yo' deez taco's are the cron diesel son."

by Jake July 2, 2005

dinner

last and most formal meal of the day; prelude to a fuck

She: "Everytime he takes me to a nice restaurant for dinner I fuck him afterwards."

He: "What's for dinner ?"

by Jake March 8, 2004