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a pretty-typical name given to a black cat
We got a cat from the pound; she's black, so we named her Blackie just like all of the other black cats that we've had. Couldn't very well call her "Whitey", could we ?!
blackie by Jake February 20, 2004
Let me see your nipple, er, I mean NICKEL !
nipple by Jake February 20, 2004

the nick 

(noun) British reference meaning "jail"
Tell me what went on, or you'll be spending tonight in the nick!
the nick by Jake February 20, 2004

cunt hairs 

what you have to pick out of your teeth after performing oral sex on a brillo pad
I was spitting cunt hairs for hours after I went down on her pubes
cunt hairs by Jake February 20, 2004
1. close
2. pussy that grips you, is hard to get into
3. stylish
4. scrooge-like
1. Ken & I have been tight since we were public school (together).
2. Her pussy was so tight when I first tapped her that I had trouble getting an inch and a half into her. She was real tight for the first 2 or 3 dozen times.Even now after 5 years she grips me tight.
3. Did you see his ride ?! it was tight.
4. My mom's so tight she won't give me five dollars.Must be the Scot in her.
tight by Jake February 20, 2004

she has a nice personality 

"She has a nice personality" is what you say about the fat girl or the ugly girl because you don't want to say anything mean. She can be a troll or coyote ugly but if she has any redeeming quality (such as big tits, nice clear skin, good teeth or decent lower legs) or you just don't want to be rude in front of the person you're talking to, you say this.
1: "I'm gonna hook you up with my girlfriend's best friend."
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
2: "you mean she's not very good-looking?"
1: "um...true, but Ellen tells me that she pays her own way and gives great blowjobs"
she has a nice personality by Jake February 20, 2004
A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours. The string hangs out beyond the labia, so if you're wearing a thong and a short skirt, make sure the string doesn't show when you bend over.
he: I don't mind buying condoms but don't try sending me for tampons or pads just because you didn't plan on ever having another period !
tampon by Jake February 20, 2004