Ye Ole Box

An aged pink taco that is crusty and wreaks like my asshole after a major crap.

I can't stand the smell of your grandma's Ye Ole Box.

by Jake September 28, 2003

wardrobe malfunction

a situation where a part of your clothing comes off, exposing one of your naughty bits

During SuperBowl halftime, Justin attempted to rip Janet's top off but only tore off the right side thus exposing one boob instead of both.

by Jake February 03, 2004

Jay-Zeezer

An amazing mixture of Jay-Z and Weezer, utilizing the Jay-Z construction set, where Jay-Z's lyrics are layered over Weezer's guitar loops.

Man, I was just listening to Jay-Zeezer, that shit is hot!

by JaKe June 08, 2004

Jokers Card

the joker cards something you juggahos will never understand

after all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all

by jake January 20, 2004

mudbutt

Explosive diarrhea from "Chappelle's Show." First on the skit, "First black man to use white toilet"

"I had gone out to buy a roast beef sandwich from a boy who used to sell them up front. A little bit later, I could feel a bubblin'. Little did I know, that roast beef sandwich would change my life."

by Jake March 24, 2005

bogart

to refuse to share, especially as referring to mary jane.

Now that the RIAA is suin all us good customers, Ima have to be a bogart with my tunes.

by Jake September 22, 2003

Pony Crank

When You see someting SOOOOO horrable you are just paralized.

I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.

When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.

by Jake June 27, 2004