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imelda marcos

(proper noun) disparaging name you call someone obsessed with their shoes. Wife of Phillipine dictator living in disgusting opulence off the back of her people in a very poor region.
OK, 'Imelda Marcos', I don't think you need those $800 sandals when you're borrowing to pay your rent.
by Jake March 26, 2004
mugGet the imelda marcosmug.

flat as a board

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested
"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."
by Jake March 6, 2004
mugGet the flat as a boardmug.

religion

religion is the opium of the masses

-Karl Marx

I'm not a communist but religion is stupid . It is there to explain what cannot be explained, (until now), science trumps religion in every count. How can your faith be any more correct that one of any of the other hundreds of
religions in the world?
religion is stupid because it is based on faith
by Jake March 31, 2004
mugGet the religionmug.

Trunks

50s bathingsuit expression (male).....sure beats a Speedo
We grabbed our trunks and headed off to the beach.
by Jake March 7, 2004
mugGet the Trunksmug.

steamroll

the process in which one roll across the floor, over other people. usually done to people lying down, or sleeping people to surprise them. may be taken to the extreme with sweet-rolling (see sweet-roll)
Rick: haha! I steamrolled Nathan's fuckin gay ass and woke him up.

Larry: hah! what a bitch! Let's rape him!
by JakE October 22, 2006
mugGet the steamrollmug.

cabin boy

the cabin boy, the cabin boy, the nasty little nipper; he filled his ass with broken glass and circumsized the skipper.

Seriously, its a boyish looking deck bunny or rudder slut that you take sailing with you, too unattractive to allow naked on the foredeck but useful for cabin duties (cooking,washing up etc) and once she has her clothes off when the sun's almost down you feel you can pity fuck her somehow, some way.Usually has excess snatch hair and a shock of black arse hair out the back. May have hair round her nipples, maybe a slight moustache, but sucks cock very well and is always eager to fuck
Denise is my favourite cabin boy on long cruises
by Jake February 3, 2004
mugGet the cabin boymug.

bloody

something that makes you shake you head in disgust; derived from the language Jag.
"That fuckin dude is bloody over there."
by Jake January 10, 2005
mugGet the bloodymug.

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