Jacob's definitions

cherry

The hymen (thin skin stretched over the entrance to the vagina), said to be "popped" (torn/broken to allow penetration) when a girl loses her virginity.

The first time was pretty good, although I bled a little when he popped my cherry.

by Jacob January 10, 2007

Florida

The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.

Bush won the election because of Florida

by Jacob December 12, 2003

getting my jesus on

to pray or go to church.

I was trying to get my jesus on when i suddenly noticed that the priest had man boobs

by Jacob June 24, 2004

rink

To rink means to decide not to do your work after work.

I had an eight-hour day at the daily grind, i'll just rink when I get home.

by jacob January 14, 2005

Nupee pu

The act of spreading peanut butter on one's scrodum and then sending your dog to lick it off

Sean:Don't listen to him he goes to a sped teacher named Vangie!
Bryce:Hey sean, don't make me give you a Nupee pu!

by Jacob April 30, 2004

krunk

ecstatic and intoxicated. used in reference to celebration.

Let's go to the club tonight and get "krunk". We're celebrating the new millenium.

by Jacob May 13, 2005

Drunktard

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.

Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!

by Jacob May 7, 2005