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dist
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To
distance
oneself from another person, or
situation
. Pronounced the same as the past tense of
diss
.
I'm
gonna
dist myself from
making
a
quote
.
dist
by
Jacob
May 3, 2004
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Nupee pu
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The
act
of spreading peanut
butter
on one's scrodum
and then
sending your dog to lick it off
Sean
:Don't listen to him he goes to a sped teacher named Vangie!
Bryce
:Hey
sean
, don't make me give you a Nupee pu!
Nupee pu
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Jacob
April 30, 2004
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yonkstunburgerston
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to
steal
something
while
annoying
somebody
im
annoying
this person i
may
as
well
yonkstunburgerston somthing while im at it
yonkstunburgerston
by
jacob
March 28, 2004
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krinklde
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Slang
term I
made up
.
Describes a penis when in
cold
temperatures.
Dude,
I would
have
taken
off my shorts, but
my dick
was all krinklde.
krinklde
by
Jacob
January 13, 2004
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Deez
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Letting
those
bitches
know
whose nuts these be.
Hey
, has D. got ahold of you
yet
?
- D. who?
Deez nuts
bitch.
Deez
by
Jacob
January 13, 2004
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Haywud
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Another
funny
phone call
Haywud
Please
?
- Haywud Who?
Haywud
JaBlowme
Haywud
by
Jacob
January 13, 2004
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Ass grease
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Ya know that slick feeling you get between your
ass
checks when you let a wet
fart
, And you think that you need to
wipe
.
There
another
shot of
ass
grease
Ass grease
by
Jacob
January 13, 2004
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