Jacob's definitions

Feighlogh

1. Skilled former Guardian of the city of Tal'beth. Wields a bokken augmented with his own awakened chi. One of the most skilled swordsmen in the multiverse. Currently residing in the nexus of the multiverse known as the Mazeworks completing missions for the Keeper. 2. Denizen of various message boards who tends to rant endlessly if given the chance. Tries to make himself appear more intelligent by using a highly expanded vocabulary and cunning word usage.

1. Feighlogh could kick Shan Lung's ass.
2. After Feighlogh says something, there isnt much left to say.

by Jacob January 9, 2005

Haywud

Another funny phone call

Haywud Please?
- Haywud Who?
Haywud JaBlowme

by Jacob January 13, 2004

war

what the U.S should declare on France

We should blow up France

by jacob October 27, 2003

hackneyed

Something that is cliche or trite

Napoleon Dynamite references are incredibly hackneyed

by Jacob January 6, 2005

plitz

Plitz means to make out when someone's parents are in the house, so you're kind of cautious.

Don't let me and your mother catch you and that slut plitz ever again!

by jacob December 22, 2004

Drunktard

Defined by context as drunk and any degree of retardeness.

Posiive: Dude we are such drunktards!

Negative: Bitch ass you a drunktard!

by Jacob May 7, 2005

Florida

The place where you can cheat your way into presidency.

Bush won the election because of Florida

by Jacob December 12, 2003