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cunnilingus is the word used for the oral stimulation to the clitoris and vulva which fucking means to suck it off fucking hell dicks that do that are called cunnilinctors kind of like cunt-sucking
fucking hell man
what what the fuck is it
shut the fuck up you twatiotic twat
ok
i got a poke last night i was orally
yeah
and she sucked my dick i popped my cork in her mouth i cummed on her face she sat on my face and i peformed
what
fellatio to her
what thats sucking o...
only taking the piss it was an act of cunnilingus
thank fuck for that
what what the fuck is it
shut the fuck up you twatiotic twat
ok
i got a poke last night i was orally
yeah
and she sucked my dick i popped my cork in her mouth i cummed on her face she sat on my face and i peformed
what
fellatio to her
what thats sucking o...
only taking the piss it was an act of cunnilingus
thank fuck for that
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
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fuck's sake man see on christmas do you bastard give or recieve
i do both it is the same crap every year
oh really what the fuck is that
a blowjob
hey you knobhead that was my idea
do you want me to give you one at school i was called the head master
ok
i do both it is the same crap every year
oh really what the fuck is that
a blowjob
hey you knobhead that was my idea
do you want me to give you one at school i was called the head master
ok
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
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fuck's sake man how did it go
it was bollocks cause i got one from a cunting man
LMGO you fucking bozo twat you suck donkey dick
kiss my nadsack bitch you little fucking bummer you take it up the chuff
kiss my goolies in all foreskin licker
i was taking the piss
i don't give a fucking rat's arse i wasn't
jesus
fuck's sake man how did it go
it was bollocks cause i got one from a cunting man
LMGO you fucking bozo twat you suck donkey dick
kiss my nadsack bitch you little fucking bummer you take it up the chuff
kiss my goolies in all foreskin licker
i was taking the piss
i don't give a fucking rat's arse i wasn't
jesus
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
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are you cumming
do you mean the spunk way or the going somewhere way
ummmmmmm yeah are you cumming on i mean too the shop
yes
hahahahaha you cummed
listen you punk o' spunk do you want some
no
will shut the fuck up you little zygote
do you mean the spunk way or the going somewhere way
ummmmmmm yeah are you cumming on i mean too the shop
yes
hahahahaha you cummed
listen you punk o' spunk do you want some
no
will shut the fuck up you little zygote
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oh really
yeah
was it the bollocks
no cause she cut my fucking fingers off
unlucky cunt
oh really
yeah
was it the bollocks
no cause she cut my fucking fingers off
unlucky cunt
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
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oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off
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