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semen is white liquid that goes into a women after you pop her cherry and it fertilizes to the egg and helps you get a baby and the white cumshot that shoots out the bell end on your dobber(meaning for a dick)after you pull off
you fucking pansie bastards we are gonna talk about seamen ok seamen swims in the bucket trying to save a poor child after 9 months you cunts the person it saved ''CUMS'' if you know what i mean out the bucket so you gonks thats seamen are now go play with that semen in the minge you wankers (joke made by lucas bolton A.K.A Jackroll)
by Jackroll April 22, 2006
Get the semen mug.cunnilingus is the word used for the oral stimulation to the clitoris and vulva which fucking means to suck it off fucking hell dicks that do that are called cunnilinctors kind of like cunt-sucking
fucking hell man
what what the fuck is it
shut the fuck up you twatiotic twat
ok
i got a poke last night i was orally
yeah
and she sucked my dick i popped my cork in her mouth i cummed on her face she sat on my face and i peformed
what
fellatio to her
what thats sucking o...
only taking the piss it was an act of cunnilingus
thank fuck for that
what what the fuck is it
shut the fuck up you twatiotic twat
ok
i got a poke last night i was orally
yeah
and she sucked my dick i popped my cork in her mouth i cummed on her face she sat on my face and i peformed
what
fellatio to her
what thats sucking o...
only taking the piss it was an act of cunnilingus
thank fuck for that
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
Get the cunnilingus mug.a funnie fucking act involving a dyke putting a starp-on on there forehead and scuttlin there scuttlin friend like a bull
hey man iam in to dykes fucking hell i would suck their cunt right off
yeah so
well i seen two carpet munchers fucking right and they did some-fucking-thing that is called the screwnicorn they did the screwnicorn well it made me fucking climax
lucky cunt i only seen the missionary position
get it up yeh
go and fuck yourself
yeah so
well i seen two carpet munchers fucking right and they did some-fucking-thing that is called the screwnicorn they did the screwnicorn well it made me fucking climax
lucky cunt i only seen the missionary position
get it up yeh
go and fuck yourself
by Jackroll April 22, 2006
Get the screwnicorn mug.spunk is a white liquid that shoots out your helmet on the dick its a bollocks of a fucking word one of my favourites too
are you cumming
do you mean the spunk way or the going somewhere way
ummmmmmm yeah are you cumming on i mean too the shop
yes
hahahahaha you cummed
listen you punk o' spunk do you want some
no
will shut the fuck up you little zygote
do you mean the spunk way or the going somewhere way
ummmmmmm yeah are you cumming on i mean too the shop
yes
hahahahaha you cummed
listen you punk o' spunk do you want some
no
will shut the fuck up you little zygote
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
Get the spunk mug.screamplaying is the fucking moaning,groaning,crying and sighing yoy get during a cunting fucking climax
hey fucktard you heard when you pop yer cork you get moaning groaning sighing and crying
''son of a bitch half a sleep''zzzzzsnoregasm
its called screamplaying you dumbarsed wanker
huh oh yeah scream my leam
your a dickhead
''son of a bitch half a sleep''zzzzzsnoregasm
its called screamplaying you dumbarsed wanker
huh oh yeah scream my leam
your a dickhead
by Jackroll May 17, 2006
Get the screamplay mug.the act of cunnilumpkin is fucking diffrenter then a blumpkin.
Its were you go carpet munching on a jism jockey while she takes a shit.
A reverse blumpkin
Its were you go carpet munching on a jism jockey while she takes a shit.
A reverse blumpkin
by Jackroll June 26, 2006
Get the cunnilumpkin mug.like back scuttle but fucking different to scuttle at the front(doing it in the crack hole)like the missionary position
fucking hell you know you told me a back scuttle is an act of sodomy
fuck yes
well my other fucking friend told me you can call the fucking bastard missionary position a front scuttle
get to fuck how the fuck does he know that
it was on the urban dictionary
how fucking daft arsed am i
yeah
fuck yes
well my other fucking friend told me you can call the fucking bastard missionary position a front scuttle
get to fuck how the fuck does he know that
it was on the urban dictionary
how fucking daft arsed am i
yeah
by Jackroll April 21, 2006
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