hummer

a hummer is not just a fucking blowjob its more when the lady hums thus vibrating her fucking lips or making a wee tune and gives you a chewie while humming thus making a vibrating stimulating feeling to the gooliesack fuck me that is a hummer another definition is humjob look at humjob as well
fuck me me and my GF went to a restraunt she brung her fucking mp3 player and she fancied a oral quickie under the fucking table she was listining to the annoying cunt crazy frog so she lobbed my dick out my crotch hole and giving me a hummer in-fucking-fact every time i wank it does the crazy frog tune i fucking love hummers even cars of the fuckers too
by Jackroll March 31, 2006
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semen

semen is white liquid that goes into a women after you pop her cherry and it fertilizes to the egg and helps you get a baby and the white cumshot that shoots out the bell end on your dobber(meaning for a dick)after you pull off
you fucking pansie bastards we are gonna talk about seamen ok seamen swims in the bucket trying to save a poor child after 9 months you cunts the person it saved ''CUMS'' if you know what i mean out the bucket so you gonks thats seamen are now go play with that semen in the minge you wankers (joke made by lucas bolton A.K.A Jackroll)
by Jackroll April 03, 2006
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blowski

a blowski is a definition for gobble ya know dick-sucking
fucking hell yesturday i got my first bastard blowski
fuck's sake man how did it go
it was bollocks cause i got one from a cunting man
LMGO you fucking bozo twat you suck donkey dick
kiss my nadsack bitch you little fucking bummer you take it up the chuff
kiss my goolies in all foreskin licker
i was taking the piss
i don't give a fucking rat's arse i wasn't
jesus
by Jackroll April 01, 2006
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jism

jism is a white liquid prodoced out your dong after you fucking toss off
hey jim
fuck you
hey jism
yeah
you suck cock
i will spurt jism on your face
yeah cocksucker i'd like to fucking see that
(ten minutes later)
he fucking showed me tosser
by Jackroll April 02, 2006
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cottaging

the act of casual sex with someone in the public bogs usually poofs cottage
fucking hell man wooow do you know what the fuck i was thinking about
what
cottaging have you went bastard cottaging before
no but i was cottaging to find a fucking cottage
your a dickhead
by Jackroll March 31, 2006
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climax

the point at which some cunt reaches orgasm the fucking bestest and crudest definition to call it
fucking hell i don't get many scuttles but i pull off a bit and it feels like screwing but it isn't the climax you get in it
heheheheheh you prick i get alot of fucks so you can blow me again hymen face
(dick)
by Jackroll April 02, 2006
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bunt job

to get a gob job while having a shit in the bog
fucking hell man i need to shit outside
what the fuck for
cause the boogy man gives you a bunt job
how does that happen
fucked if i know
by Jackroll April 03, 2006
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