bernard manning

an old timmer comedian born in fucking 1930 he is still famous but not as much as in the cunts old time he tells jokes about his mother-in-law he is crude,sick and what he does the most to make his acts offensive racism thats what the fans look for out of him he is very fat hes brought out
alot of videos(such as bernard bites back,banging with manning,bernard manning shooting from the lip,bernard manning on the job,a dirty evening with bernard manning and more)hes brought out one DVD(an audience with bernard and friends:starring david beckham,and victoria beckham)hes into football he supports manchester because thats where he was conceived from he has a fan club in manchester called the embassy hes aloud to smoke,and drink there he ussually talks to the audience there he is turning old so he wont be doing alot of gigs anymore(so sorry if you have just known about him and think he might be a comedian for you)he swears as much as chubby brown uses the word cunt as much as him so manning your fucking brilliant the comedian john thomson on a DVD called 'steve coogan live 'n' lewd' did an impersonation of bernard manning and changed the name of him to 'bernard righton' anyway bernard your the bollocks

bernard manning:i went into this pub right and this guy i seen was well pissed when he came in and he said 'you'se on the left are a shower of bastards and you'se on the right are a shower of cunts' and one guy on the left said 'iam not a bastard' he said 'well go over there with the cunts then'.LOL
i once bought my kids for christmas a set of batteries and it said at the back toys not included.LOL
iam glad iam not bisexual i would hate to be put down by men the way i do by women.LOL

by Jackroll September 15, 2006

doggie style

a peformance that is fucking done by looking at a dog taking it up the arse with another one to see how its done so that you can try scuttling like a dog if you want to know more positions of sex look at a book of kama sutra that bollocks has it all maybe the king kong position as well

fuck me fuck me i like that doggie style
yeah well i like kinky sex with dogs
fucking hell you can stay out my fucking back yard you fucking beastiality kinky bugger
do you want me to dress you up as a dog and bugger you
piss off you fuckwit

by Jackroll April 02, 2006

cunnilingus

cunnilingus is the word used for the oral stimulation to the clitoris and vulva which fucking means to suck it off fucking hell dicks that do that are called cunnilinctors kind of like cunt-sucking

fucking hell man
what what the fuck is it
shut the fuck up you twatiotic twat
ok
i got a poke last night i was orally
yeah
and she sucked my dick i popped my cork in her mouth i cummed on her face she sat on my face and i peformed
what
fellatio to her
what thats sucking o...
only taking the piss it was an act of cunnilingus
thank fuck for that

by Jackroll March 31, 2006

jismdrink

the jismdrink is were you jizz on someones shoe and put wires on it making it stick on the spod and than making the cunt drink the spooge of the shoe causing them to get electricuted by the wires stuck on the jitler.
Warning: you must be 1 yrs old or over to peform a jismdrink on someone you hate maybe the wife would be fucking good

jimmy peformed his fucking first jismdrink yesturday yes 3 years old hes just like his mother only she has a ribbed dick

by jackroll June 16, 2006

scuttle

one of my favourite words for inter-fucking-coarse its so fucking good i would put my fucking name on that shit

i was scuttling her in the arse yesturday
hey dipshit thats called a ''back scuttle'' you dick for brains
oh fuck i was back scuttlin her then

by Jackroll March 31, 2006