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WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER 

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!
John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!

Martin Luther Queef 

Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"
Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.

Corn dog 

Noun. Generally refers to a hot dog with foreskin; i.e., an uncircumcised hot dog, if you will.
Mariah: If you have a corn dog, I'm not sucking your dick.
Edgar: Oh, don't worry hot stuff, I don't have a corn dog but rather just a little shriveled up prick since I'm on a hit of crank. No corn dog, just a little fuckin' smokey!
Noun. Describes a woman with a poor attitude, but also has the unique characteristic of being a huge fan of spinach.
"Bruh, what's with Sarah lately? She's being such a binitch!"
"Fucking great, probably means we're out of spinach; what a fucking binitch."

Coral Queef 

A group of females huddled together in a swimming pool or other body of water, and multiple members of the group simultaneously release air from their vaginal canals, causing a slight current in the water as the air bubbles travel up to the surface.
"Dude, check out those hot babes over there in the pool. Let's invite them to come get drunk and we'll go skinnydipping."
"Gross, bro. Those bitches are turning this pool into a Coral Queef. Can't you smell their blue waffles from here?"

Sweaty Hog 

An unattractive woman, especially one who is overweight and/or has no teeth.
"Nick to Jeremy: Hey man, I think I prefer the fatter bitches. Not like super fat like some sumo wrestler or a Sweaty Hog at McDonald's, but rather just that nice extra cushion for the motherfuckin' pushin' type of shit."
"Jeremy: Yeah, that Denise chick was a Sweaty Hog for sure. Super sweaty fat-ass hog whore."

C10H15N.HCl 

Noun. The hydrochloride salt of methamphetamine, commonly known as "crystal meth."
Gregory: Hey guys, I'm a faggot and love C10H15N.HCl
Sylvester: somebody shut this hamster up.