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Verb. Describes the act of 2 males rubbing their testicles together, showcasing how super gay they are.
"Dude, did you see Brett and Frank rubbing their ballsacks together? I can't believe those homos were bullfrogging."
"Yeah, that faggot shit was disturbing. Bullfrogging and gay missionary are the worst."
"Yeah, that faggot shit was disturbing. Bullfrogging and gay missionary are the worst."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 22, 2024
Get the Bullfrogging mug.Noun. Named for the ceremonial induction of a first-time felon into the world of being a convict, or ex-convict.
"Bro, my first time getting arrested I was 19 and ended up doing 4-and-a-half years in prison for Manslaughter."
Smiles "Oh hell yeah. Welcome to the Dark Horse Trilogy brother."
Smiles "Oh hell yeah. Welcome to the Dark Horse Trilogy brother."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
Get the Dark Horse Trilogy mug.Verb. Describes the action of rendering an individual unconscious, where such individual is one who speaks with a lisp so severe that Sonny Liston's ghost is summoned from the grave just to sock this lisping speech impediment human trainwreck in their mouth and knock them the fuck out.
"Excuthe me thir, I'd like to order thum thpiethy thrimp thoup with a thide of thathafrath, pleathe."
Jeremy, annoyed by the lisper's speech, snaps "For the love of god, somebody shut this fucking dipthit up. I'm about to 'Sonny Lispin'' that fucking retard. Holy thit."
Jeremy, annoyed by the lisper's speech, snaps "For the love of god, somebody shut this fucking dipthit up. I'm about to 'Sonny Lispin'' that fucking retard. Holy thit."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 22, 2025
Get the Sonny Lispin' mug.Noun. Often used to describe a person that one dislikes. Typically reserved for those who are widely considered undesirable, eccentric, soft/weak, or annoying, by the majority of their peers.
Barley: Dude did you hear Joe Biden trying to be cool with Cardi B, calling himself 'Joey B.?'
Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.
Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper February 8, 2024
Get the Puke mug."Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."
"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."
"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025
Get the SPICY SHRIMP SOUP mug.Noun. Describes the visible hole of the human female in which stool is passed. It is used interchangably with "asshole," "fart box," or "turd cutter." However, the crazy button more specifically refers to the female of the species, and describes the inevitable dynamic in a relationship involving at least 1 female whose asshole receives oral sex from their partner, and subsequently the receiving female begins to act irrational and obsessive about their partner following this event. From this point forward in the relationship, the giver of the oral sex-asshole session has now activated the crazy button and must exercise caution, especially if the giver is a male. Jail is a usual consequence of crazy-button activation.
Walksontop gives advice to younger generation: "Look, if you lick her asshole, you're going to jail. You do that, and they all of a sudden turn crazy, wanting to smell your dick and shit. It's their crazy-button."
Richard goes to leave for the store, but Helen blocks the door
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Helen shouts.
"Just going to the store, Jesus Christ. Walksontop was right. I hit your crazy-button, didn't I? Fuck, I'm going to jail." Richard exclaimed.
"Yes, you did. Now let me smell your DICK!" Helen demanded.
Richard goes to leave for the store, but Helen blocks the door
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Helen shouts.
"Just going to the store, Jesus Christ. Walksontop was right. I hit your crazy-button, didn't I? Fuck, I'm going to jail." Richard exclaimed.
"Yes, you did. Now let me smell your DICK!" Helen demanded.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 8, 2024
Get the Crazy-button mug.Noun. A large metropolitan area, the largest city in Eastern Washington. Known for its meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth and homeless people.
A city once known for its Hoopfest tournaments, but ever since the diarrhea tsunami hit the small town, it is now colloquially referred to as "Poopfest".
A city once known for its Hoopfest tournaments, but ever since the diarrhea tsunami hit the small town, it is now colloquially referred to as "Poopfest".
"Hey babe, would you like to go to Spokane with me?"
"Idk. I guess so. Maybe we could go get high on meth and fuck for 3 days then come back home?"
"Good ol' Spokane."
"Idk. I guess so. Maybe we could go get high on meth and fuck for 3 days then come back home?"
"Good ol' Spokane."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 29, 2023
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