Jack-the-stripper-ripper's definitions
Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!
John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
Get the WOOF-WOOF CHIPPERmug. Noun. Describes a man who insists on farting every chance he gets, just to piss off his co-workers and/or friends, and/or cell mate.
*Loud Fart*
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 13, 2024
Get the BULLDOGmug. Noun. A large metropolitan area, the largest city in Eastern Washington. Known for its meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth and homeless people.
A city once known for its Hoopfest tournaments, but ever since the diarrhea tsunami hit the small town, it is now colloquially referred to as "Poopfest".
A city once known for its Hoopfest tournaments, but ever since the diarrhea tsunami hit the small town, it is now colloquially referred to as "Poopfest".
"Hey babe, would you like to go to Spokane with me?"
"Idk. I guess so. Maybe we could go get high on meth and fuck for 3 days then come back home?"
"Good ol' Spokane."
"Idk. I guess so. Maybe we could go get high on meth and fuck for 3 days then come back home?"
"Good ol' Spokane."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 29, 2023
Get the Spokanemug. A combination of a rapist, a child molester, and a faggot. Distinguished from Steve Miller Band's "The Joker". Instead of
"Im a joker, Im a smoker, Im a midnight toker"
A rapo-chomo-homo gets this version as a form of mockery and display of hatred toward these pieces of shit.
"Im a rapo, Im a chomo, and Ive been known to be a homo!"
"Im a joker, Im a smoker, Im a midnight toker"
A rapo-chomo-homo gets this version as a form of mockery and display of hatred toward these pieces of shit.
"Im a rapo, Im a chomo, and Ive been known to be a homo!"
"Hey Jesse, did you see that fucking joker that just came in here a minute ago?"
"No, bro. That was a rapo-chomo-homo. Why else would he name his kid Blanket?"
"No, bro. That was a rapo-chomo-homo. Why else would he name his kid Blanket?"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 25, 2023
Get the Rapo-Chomo-Homomug. Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"
Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025
Get the Martin Luther Queefmug. I need some sulphuric acid, bruh.
Will you just stop being a fucking Homo Gaypien and say Sulfuric acid? You are such a gay bitch.
Will you just stop being a fucking Homo Gaypien and say Sulfuric acid? You are such a gay bitch.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025
Get the Sulphurmug. Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."
"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025
Get the Martin Luther Queefmug.