Definitions by Jack-the-stripper-ripper
Coral Queef
Noun. Describes the ecosystem that females create when they let out a queef while in a swimming pool.
"I'm so excited for prom night I almost queefed!"
"Gross, Queef Latifah. Stay away from the pool. We don't need you turning that pool into a Coral Queef."
"Gross, Queef Latifah. Stay away from the pool. We don't need you turning that pool into a Coral Queef."
Coral Queef by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
Humpty Stumpty
Noun. Refers to an amputee with serious anger problems, to the point where their presence causes everybody around them to not have a good time and lose their buzz.
Man with no legs sits in wheelchair, angry: I fucking hate this place. Fuck all of you motherfuckers.
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?
Humpty Stumpty by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
Chihuahuabergs
Noun. Describes a butcher shop where the meat being sold is sourced from Chihuahuas that were tortured and slaughtered by the butcher themselves, especially via placement of large hurricane fans in front of the puppies that forces them into a woodchipper located directly behind them, forcing the dogs to be pushed into the feeder of the woodchipper.
"Hey man, have you seen my dog?"
"Nah bro. Not since we went to Chihuahuabergs and bought taco meat. I think we ate your dog."
"Fuck. Chihuahuabergs has done this to my last 3 puppies. I guess I'll go jerk off now."
"Nah bro. Not since we went to Chihuahuabergs and bought taco meat. I think we ate your dog."
"Fuck. Chihuahuabergs has done this to my last 3 puppies. I guess I'll go jerk off now."
Chihuahuabergs by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
Dark Horse Trilogy
Noun. Named for the ceremonial induction of a first-time felon into the world of being a convict, or ex-convict.
"Bro, my first time getting arrested I was 19 and ended up doing 4-and-a-half years in prison for Manslaughter."
Smiles "Oh hell yeah. Welcome to the Dark Horse Trilogy brother."
Smiles "Oh hell yeah. Welcome to the Dark Horse Trilogy brother."
Dark Horse Trilogy by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
Bullfrogging
Verb. Describes the act of 2 males rubbing their testicles together, showcasing how super gay they are.
"Dude, did you see Brett and Frank rubbing their ballsacks together? I can't believe those homos were bullfrogging."
"Yeah, that faggot shit was disturbing. Bullfrogging and gay missionary are the worst."
"Yeah, that faggot shit was disturbing. Bullfrogging and gay missionary are the worst."
Bullfrogging by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 22, 2024
Volunqueer
Noun. Describes a person that is so willing to do extreme measures to help you out, even though he is essentially a punk bitch park bench. However, when nobody else steps up to the plate, a Donald will surely rise to the occasion to help out his buddies.
"Dude, if we were in rattlesnake country and I take a piss and my dick gets bit by a fucking snake, would you volunqueer to suck the venom out of my dick to save my life?"
"Of course I'd be your volunqueer bro. You know me, I always wanted to slob on your knob because I'm a homo gaypien."
"Wow. Volunqueer. You faggot."
"Of course I'd be your volunqueer bro. You know me, I always wanted to slob on your knob because I'm a homo gaypien."
"Wow. Volunqueer. You faggot."
Volunqueer by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 16, 2024
BULLDOG
Noun. Describes a man who insists on farting every chance he gets, just to piss off his co-workers and/or friends, and/or cell mate.
*Loud Fart*
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"
BULLDOG by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 13, 2024