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Noun. A large metropolitan area, the largest city in Eastern Washington. Known for its meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth meth and homeless people.
A city once known for its Hoopfest tournaments, but ever since the diarrhea tsunami hit the small town, it is now colloquially referred to as "Poopfest".
A city once known for its Hoopfest tournaments, but ever since the diarrhea tsunami hit the small town, it is now colloquially referred to as "Poopfest".
"Hey babe, would you like to go to Spokane with me?"
"Idk. I guess so. Maybe we could go get high on meth and fuck for 3 days then come back home?"
"Good ol' Spokane."
"Idk. I guess so. Maybe we could go get high on meth and fuck for 3 days then come back home?"
"Good ol' Spokane."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 29, 2023
Get the Spokane mug.Perceived skin infestation that may present in lieu of the usual bugs that crawl under the skin of methamphetamine-addicted people.
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Get the Scabies mug.Also known as Trisomy 21. With 23 pairs of chromosomes, a person with Down Syndrome (i.e., a retard) has an extra 21st chromosome, causing several physical and mental defects. Usually easily recognized due to the retarded shape of their face and the clueless, happy expression on their face. These poor brain-dead sacks of sweaty garbage might be able to hold down a job as a greeter at Walmart, but this is about as high up the corporate ladder that these circus freaks typically go.
"Oh my god, did you see that dipshit window-licker trying to parallel park a shopping cart? What a down syndrome, fat fucking gay retard, fucking just dumbass stupid fucking loser. Let's kill him. I'll drown his ass, what a fucking puke piece of shit."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 2, 2025
Get the Down Syndrome mug.A group of females huddled together in a swimming pool or other body of water, and multiple members of the group simultaneously release air from their vaginal canals, causing a slight current in the water as the air bubbles travel up to the surface.
"Dude, check out those hot babes over there in the pool. Let's invite them to come get drunk and we'll go skinnydipping."
"Gross, bro. Those bitches are turning this pool into a Coral Queef. Can't you smell their blue waffles from here?"
"Gross, bro. Those bitches are turning this pool into a Coral Queef. Can't you smell their blue waffles from here?"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper September 28, 2024
Get the Coral Queef mug.Noun. Refers to an amputee with serious anger problems, to the point where their presence causes everybody around them to not have a good time and lose their buzz.
Man with no legs sits in wheelchair, angry: I fucking hate this place. Fuck all of you motherfuckers.
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
Get the Humpty Stumpty mug.A combination of a rapist, a child molester, and a faggot. Distinguished from Steve Miller Band's "The Joker". Instead of
"Im a joker, Im a smoker, Im a midnight toker"
A rapo-chomo-homo gets this version as a form of mockery and display of hatred toward these pieces of shit.
"Im a rapo, Im a chomo, and Ive been known to be a homo!"
"Im a joker, Im a smoker, Im a midnight toker"
A rapo-chomo-homo gets this version as a form of mockery and display of hatred toward these pieces of shit.
"Im a rapo, Im a chomo, and Ive been known to be a homo!"
"Hey Jesse, did you see that fucking joker that just came in here a minute ago?"
"No, bro. That was a rapo-chomo-homo. Why else would he name his kid Blanket?"
"No, bro. That was a rapo-chomo-homo. Why else would he name his kid Blanket?"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 25, 2023
Get the Rapo-Chomo-Homo mug.Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"
Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025
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