Noun. Refers to an amputee with serious anger problems, to the point where their presence causes everybody around them to not have a good time and lose their buzz.
Man with no legs sits in wheelchair, angry: I fucking hate this place. Fuck all of you motherfuckers.
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
Verb. Describes the act of 2 males rubbing their testicles together, showcasing how super gay they are.
"Dude, did you see Brett and Frank rubbing their ballsacks together? I can't believe those homos were bullfrogging."
"Yeah, that faggot shit was disturbing. Bullfrogging and gay missionary are the worst."
"Yeah, that faggot shit was disturbing. Bullfrogging and gay missionary are the worst."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 22, 2024
Noun. Describes the ecosystem that females create when they let out a queef while in a swimming pool.
"I'm so excited for prom night I almost queefed!"
"Gross, Queef Latifah. Stay away from the pool. We don't need you turning that pool into a Coral Queef."
"Gross, Queef Latifah. Stay away from the pool. We don't need you turning that pool into a Coral Queef."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
A group of females huddled together in a swimming pool or other body of water, and multiple members of the group simultaneously release air from their vaginal canals, causing a slight current in the water as the air bubbles travel up to the surface.
"Dude, check out those hot babes over there in the pool. Let's invite them to come get drunk and we'll go skinnydipping."
"Gross, bro. Those bitches are turning this pool into a Coral Queef. Can't you smell their blue waffles from here?"
"Gross, bro. Those bitches are turning this pool into a Coral Queef. Can't you smell their blue waffles from here?"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper September 28, 2024
I need some sulphuric acid, bruh.
Will you just stop being a fucking Homo Gaypien and say Sulfuric acid? You are such a gay bitch.
Will you just stop being a fucking Homo Gaypien and say Sulfuric acid? You are such a gay bitch.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 03, 2025
Noun. Describes a person that is so willing to do extreme measures to help you out, even though he is essentially a punk bitch park bench. However, when nobody else steps up to the plate, a Donald will surely rise to the occasion to help out his buddies.
"Dude, if we were in rattlesnake country and I take a piss and my dick gets bit by a fucking snake, would you volunqueer to suck the venom out of my dick to save my life?"
"Of course I'd be your volunqueer bro. You know me, I always wanted to slob on your knob because I'm a homo gaypien."
"Wow. Volunqueer. You faggot."
"Of course I'd be your volunqueer bro. You know me, I always wanted to slob on your knob because I'm a homo gaypien."
"Wow. Volunqueer. You faggot."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 16, 2024
Also known as Trisomy 21. With 23 pairs of chromosomes, a person with Down Syndrome (i.e., a retard) has an extra 21st chromosome, causing several physical and mental defects. Usually easily recognized due to the retarded shape of their face and the clueless, happy expression on their face. These poor brain-dead sacks of sweaty garbage might be able to hold down a job as a greeter at Walmart, but this is about as high up the corporate ladder that these circus freaks typically go.
"Oh my god, did you see that dipshit window-licker trying to parallel park a shopping cart? What a down syndrome, fat fucking gay retard, fucking just dumbass stupid fucking loser. Let's kill him. I'll drown his ass, what a fucking puke piece of shit."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 02, 2025