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Snert

Slang term referring to the act of insufflation (snorting) of any drug, but most often applies to lines of crystal methamphetamine
"Bro, do you want to Snert some meth with me?"
"Yeah lets be super gay and snert while watching tranny porn"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper January 6, 2023
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Homo Gaypiens

Noun. Refers to the modern-day Homo Sapiens (i.e., humans) that are further divided into a sub-species due to their unique trait of feeling attraction to members of the same sex (i.e., they are a bunch of faggot queer homo super gay bitchboys); Homo Gaypiens evolved from an earlier species, known as Homo Erections.
"Dude, where's those faggots Quinton and Zach at? I want to beat the shit out of those Homo Gaypiens!"
"They're not here bro. You know damn well those Homo Gaypiens skipped school so they could buttfuck each other like little sissy la-la's. So gross...Let's kill them."
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Coral Queef

Noun. Describes the ecosystem that females create when they let out a queef while in a swimming pool.
"I'm so excited for prom night I almost queefed!"
"Gross, Queef Latifah. Stay away from the pool. We don't need you turning that pool into a Coral Queef."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
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Binitch

Noun. Describes a woman with a poor attitude, but also has the unique characteristic of being a huge fan of spinach.
"Bruh, what's with Sarah lately? She's being such a binitch!"
"Fucking great, probably means we're out of spinach; what a fucking binitch."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 17, 2025
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Green Waffle

Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.
Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
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Sulphur

Noun. Chemical compound spelled out the long way for no reason. Sulfur works just as well.
I need some sulphuric acid, bruh.

Will you just stop being a fucking Homo Gaypien and say Sulfuric acid? You are such a gay bitch.
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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."
"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"
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