Jack M's definitions

twiz

vagina; usage akin to twat

When you touch me like that, my twiz gets all gooshy.

by jack m January 13, 2004

chizzled

Something that is fucked up in appearance.

Those glasses are chizzled and cracked.

by Jack M April 28, 2003

theshaft

When one is analy raped by a close friend.

Jonathan got theshaft from Ryan last night.

by Jack M April 28, 2003

queermunch

A homo who eats him fag partners cock like a jonathan.

Jonathans such a queermunch he ate Ryan and tyler.

by Jack M April 28, 2003

pisspump

When one's piss hole is so large it can be fucked as though it were a pussy.

Stephen loves gettin fucked in his gigantic pisspump.

by Jack M April 28, 2003

prenuttin

Pre-ejaculating only during intercoarse not manualy done.

I was prenuttin on Lisa's face last night.

by Jack M April 28, 2003

wayer

A white player. One who trys way to hard to hook up but does so successfully.

That foo last night was such a wayer he stole my girl.

by Jack M April 28, 2003