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SheeVee

When watching the TV, and all you can find is shows that best suit females.
i.e. Chick Flicks, Bewitched or I dream of Jeanie.
Guy 1: I am sick of SheeVee! Don't they know dudes also watch the Telly! Friggin' Bewitched!
Guy 2: I hear that.... brother.
by Jack De October 9, 2008
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All Gays are Gay

A phrase used by someone who wants to emphasise the gayness of gays.
Gay Guy 1: Shut Up!
Straight guy 1: Mate, all Gays are Gay!
Gay Guy 2: No shit Sherlock!
by Jack De October 18, 2008
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Scientologist

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.
The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.
by Jack De October 18, 2008
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SWAT Team

A hired service upon where someone has an incredible fly/ flying insect problem. These people are of course too lazy and hire a SWAT Team to remove the local infestation from the confines of their own home.
Guy 1: OMG! We have a fly problem!
Girl 1: Of course, weeee're tooo lazy, so let's hire a SWAT Team
by Jack De October 9, 2008
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Abilliongazillion

An incredibly large number, often used by small children.
Child: Oh! I have abilliongazillion dollars.
Adult: By that you mean $50 right?
Child: Yes.
by Jack De April 24, 2008
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Argentinea

A common fungal disease of the feet, mostly caught in South America, where moisture is trapped on the feet and causes fungal infection.
Bob caught Argentinea in South America
by Jack De January 23, 2009
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Sleaze Crew

A group of "people" that usually hang around parks and social areas not talking to anyone or each other, but instead staring at people who walk by. They may be recognised by their sleazy half-moustaches.
Guy 1: Hey, check out that sleaze crew, thay are soo sleazy.
by Jack De October 9, 2008
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