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Eshlays

A cross between Eshays (to Run) and Adlays (Lad) it means that a person wearing ridiculously baggy clothing with about 10 kg's of Bling Bling and beaded hear has started to run from the cops.
Adlay 1: Cops!
Adlay 2: Eshays!
Cop 1: The Eshlays.
(The Adlays are Eshays)
by Jack De October 18, 2008
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Phanturd

-Phantom Turd
When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.

A synonym of this word can be Poodini.
He went to the bathroom and did a Phanturd.
by Jack De October 16, 2008
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I'll be Black

The term used by Robert Downey jr. to give people a general idea of what is going to happen in his up coming movie "Tropic Thunder"
Surgeon: Rob, we're gonna turn into a darker skinned man.
Robert Downey jr: I'll be Black
by Jack De October 16, 2008
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Scientologist

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.
The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.
by Jack De October 18, 2008
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Scientologist

Someone who follows a complete bull shit religion, which was invented by a povvo science fiction writer who bet his friend that he "could make more money if he made up his own Religion". This is probably the most hated group of people in the world because they believe that some little green assholes are gonna come down to earth for no explanatory reson and exterminate us. Except for the (loser) deluded few that actually believe this shit is gonna happen who will be saved and have many alien- human hybrid freaks. Oh, and they take people's money.
The Aliens allowed Tom Cruise into the planet of Dicktron because he was a scientologist, and the rest of us are screwed.
by Jack De October 18, 2008
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Dicktron

The planet where all the deluded and dumb- ass scientologists will go to when all the little green ass holes exerminate us.
by Jack De October 18, 2008
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You're Such a Dek!

When someone wants to call someone else a 'dick' but their crappy Pakistani accent makes them sound like 'Dek!'
Guy 1: You're Such a Dek!.... I mean,...
Guy 2: Ha Ha, you're Pakistani
by Jack De October 18, 2008
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