Spider-Man mobile

The explaining of something that completely non- existent.

Roots of Word
(Mattel Toys in 2004 introduced a "Spider-Man Mobile" where you could put your Spider- Man inside to drive around the Spider-Man mobile. {I chose the Spider-Man mobile because Spider-Man does not drive a friggin' car. He can bloody webswing for F**** Sake! Therefore the Spider-Man mobile should be non- existent also he never drove a 'mobile' because he was too povvo to afford even the simplest of 4- wheeled vehicles})

I hope I have enlightened you
Guy 1: He has low self- esteem!
Guy 2: Nah, His self- esteem is like a Spider-Man mobile, not there!
Guy 1: Ha Ha
by Jack De August 14, 2008
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wangstalicious

A person who invents a fake persona (usually a Rapper) or (eshay) and hangs around in a group, wearing 'G- unit bandanas', '50c bling' and believes they are gangstalicious. And they are truly the opposite.
Guy 1:Wow, they're Ganstalicious!
Guy 2: Fudge off! They're wanna bees, friggin wangstalicious if you ask me.
Eshay/Lad: Whaaaaat mate! I will a call a cuzzins on ya. They'll fully bash you bro.
........... What mate.
by Jack De August 28, 2008
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Autowanker

A machine that is given the task of wanking for a human for its pleasure.
Guy 1: Oh man i bought this wanking machine.
Guy 2: Oh I heard about that, its called an Autowanker.
by Jack De April 13, 2008
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Dicktron

The planet where all the deluded and dumb- ass scientologists will go to when all the little green ass holes exerminate us.
by Jack De August 31, 2008
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Argentinea

A common fungal disease of the feet, mostly caught in South America, where moisture is trapped on the feet and causes fungal infection.
Bob caught Argentinea in South America
by Jack De October 13, 2008
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Sleaze Crew

A group of "people" that usually hang around parks and social areas not talking to anyone or each other, but instead staring at people who walk by. They may be recognised by their sleazy half-moustaches.
Guy 1: Hey, check out that sleaze crew, thay are soo sleazy.
by Jack De August 09, 2008
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Eshlays

A cross between Eshays (to Run) and Adlays (Lad) it means that a person wearing ridiculously baggy clothing with about 10 kg's of Bling Bling and beaded hear has started to run from the cops.
Adlay 1: Cops!
Adlay 2: Eshays!
Cop 1: The Eshlays.
(The Adlays are Eshays)
by Jack De August 31, 2008
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