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Autowanker

A machine that is given the task of wanking for a human for its pleasure.
Guy 1: Oh man i bought this wanking machine.
Guy 2: Oh I heard about that, its called an Autowanker.
by Jack De April 24, 2008
mugGet the Autowankermug.

SheeVee

When watching the TV, and all you can find is shows that best suit females.
i.e. Chick Flicks, Bewitched or I dream of Jeanie.
Guy 1: I am sick of SheeVee! Don't they know dudes also watch the Telly! Friggin' Bewitched!
Guy 2: I hear that.... brother.
by Jack De October 9, 2008
mugGet the SheeVeemug.

Phanturd

-Phantom Turd
When you go do the bathroom to do a number 2, and when you think you've done it.... but there is nothing floating in the water.

A synonym of this word can be Poodini.
He went to the bathroom and did a Phanturd.
by Jack De October 16, 2008
mugGet the Phanturdmug.

All Gays are Gay

A phrase used by someone who wants to emphasise the gayness of gays.
Gay Guy 1: Shut Up!
Straight guy 1: Mate, all Gays are Gay!
Gay Guy 2: No shit Sherlock!
by Jack De October 18, 2008
mugGet the All Gays are Gaymug.

Xbox 360

The most superior of the next- gen game consoles available on the Australian market.
Do you own an Xbox 360?
Yeah! It is the most superior of all consoles.
by Jack De October 17, 2008
mugGet the Xbox 360mug.

dandyschlong

a schlong (penis) that is large and then considered to be 'dandy'
Guy#1: Man, his schlong is long
Guy#2: Man, what a dandyschlong.
by Jack De October 5, 2007
mugGet the dandyschlongmug.

Sleaze Crew

A group of "people" that usually hang around parks and social areas not talking to anyone or each other, but instead staring at people who walk by. They may be recognised by their sleazy half-moustaches.
Guy 1: Hey, check out that sleaze crew, thay are soo sleazy.
by Jack De October 9, 2008
mugGet the Sleaze Crewmug.

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