Jack Atrophy's definitions
The creepy and immoral practice of glancing quickly at another dude's dick while pissing at a urinal.
by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022
Get the es-pee-onagemug. When a Southern gentleman presumptuously addresses a young woman as 'Miss'.
"Pardon me, Miss. Do you know where the restroom is?"
"Pardon YOU, did you just fucking Miss-gender me!?"
"Pardon YOU, did you just fucking Miss-gender me!?"
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
Get the Miss-gendermug. Therapist: "How have you been feeling lately?"
Client: "I was feeling depressed, but then I plowed a twink stinker and now feel that life is worth living again."
Client: "I was feeling depressed, but then I plowed a twink stinker and now feel that life is worth living again."
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
Get the twink stinkermug. A heterosexual who becomes spontaneously attracted to members of the same sex after shaking hands with a sexy gay guy.
Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.
Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.
"Hey, want to go camping next week?"
"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."
"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."
by Jack Atrophy August 5, 2022
Get the contact bimug. by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022
Get the pleasure lumpsmug. An individual who hunts eagerly for things to be offended by. Such individuals are often very 'woke' and insufferable. They consider most behavior to be 'problematic' and worthy of harsh censure.
These people are ill and require treatment.
We must help these people.
These people are ill and require treatment.
We must help these people.
"Have you heard? Zephyr is in rehab..."
"What for?"
"They were a closet problemaddict who couldn't stop moralizing about petty things on Twitter."
"Good for them."
"What for?"
"They were a closet problemaddict who couldn't stop moralizing about petty things on Twitter."
"Good for them."
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
Get the problemaddictmug. We heard your toilet farts echoing in there. Turning on the shower water didn't hide a thing. Don't believe for one moment that your little act of subturdfuge was successful.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
Get the subturdfugemug.