The name of what you are consuming when you suck out clotted dick cheese that has been deposited into the bellybutton of an obese woman who has been baking in the sun for four hours.
by Jack Atrophy August 06, 2022
Insurance that pays out a sum of money to the injured party in cases where an asshole becomes too loose to retain feces after consistent anal sex.
I may have to wear a diaper for the rest of my life, but at least I got a fat check from the gape insurance company.
by Jack Atrophy August 11, 2022
The other night I was getting a boob job from Abagail when we ran out of lube. I told her to keep going, and that's how I got this booby blister.
by Jack Atrophy August 06, 2022
Helga is the best spraymate ever. She drinks a lot of mountain dew before coming to one of our sessions.
by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022
Patient: Hello, I'm Jack. I'm here for my teeth cleaning appointment.
Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.
Dental Receptionist: Your appointment was at 8:00 AM. It is now 4:56 PM. You have committed a late crime. I'm calling the police.
by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022
There once was a fella named Troy,
Who was the absolute best waterboy,
After a game,
He’d dress like a dame,
And give the whole team some femjoy!
Who was the absolute best waterboy,
After a game,
He’d dress like a dame,
And give the whole team some femjoy!
by Jack Atrophy August 05, 2022
"Have you seen J'Quan, Mrs. Goshberg's' new boyfriend?"
"Yes, I see she's found another goy toy to play with."
"Yes, I see she's found another goy toy to play with."
by Jack Atrophy August 06, 2022